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Yudkowsky suggests (I think) Bostrum’s apology written by skynet junior? (https://i.redd.it/8kdlm6yq1gca1.jpg)
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He’s joking, but please don’t remind me about scissor statements at 1pm on a workday when I can’t take the anti-parrot countermeasure.

Well, I *want* to be reminded about scissor statements, and I condemn anyone who wants to silence the reminders (did I do it right?)
I literally assumed a scissor statement meant “cut and paste” because these dipshits suck at naming things and I only have so much of my brain to dedicate to their garbage
That's what it means. Now, go. Don't look back.
We are all Eurydice
If they knew any language other than English or were actually creative their names might have more flair. As it is, we're stuck with the neologisms of an 11th-grade High School newspaper writer

It’s a joke, a reference to a SlateStarCodex post (“Sort by Controversial”, IIRC).

A joke, but also a non-joke which will lead the bayserians to believe more and more that scissor statements are real.
I think EY is not particularly careful in this speech, especially on Twitter… wow. Now that said that I “out loud” it feels so liberating.

“Scissor statements” are the dialogue in lesbian porn, right?

I don’t know what Yudkowsky means and I refuse to find out, because whatever definition he made up, it will be worse than “dialogue in lesbian porn”.

Not gonna lie, GPT-4 could probably make some excellent lesbian porn dialogue
I can’t speak for lesbian porn specifically, but porn dialog generally is probably one of the few areas of written speech that could be automated via AI without anyone really noticing that anything changes. Least of all because it’s usually skipped over anyways.
it's a scooterism, so you were correct
What is EA?
It's in the game
That’s what my mind went to. Tweet made zero sense lol
Effective altruism