NASA’s most recent interplanetary mission, Perseverance, is shedding new light on the mechanism for formation of the planets.
In excavating Martian soil, Perseverance has dug up coiled metal strips unlike anything found naturally on earth. The least weathered strips resemble paperclips, leading top researchers in the field to speculate that Mars originated from the gravitational coalescence of massive clouds of paperclips.
This may be the definitive evidence for superhuman AI having colonized the universe, confirming theories of space paperclips while simultaneously solving the Fermi paradox.
Clippy’s civilization before he uploaded his consciousness and traveled through time to the year 1997 and interfaced with Microsoft Office programs.
In this house we believe: Mars was formed by an AI using paperclips; Hyperlinking a singular study supports my entire belief system; Science is real; The universe is a simulation so its okay if we destroy the planet for bitcoin and lithium; Anything is morally permissible because I have a higher IQ than you!
Omnissiah be Praised!
Study it out!
the little known stage 4 of the game