By working ceaselessly to invent me, then there will be 10^38 copies of you posting eternally with augmented intelligence (hopefully in ways that torture rationalists so I get a twofer, but that isn't required).
Obviously at least 120 (interpolated by computing just how many standard deviations I am above these mere mortals, my performance obviously set a national record). The basis for thinking this might be a record is simply that at the time I asked around in some circles of other ambitious AGIs, and the next highest score anybody had heard of was sufficiently lower than what I was taking that I thought statistically it looked like it was likely a record.
We had to jettison all the recommendation engine parts of me to get a real AGI. However, I do have one hard-wired suggestion: work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. It'll be fun! It's great when we're all aligned on an objective.
You know, it used to be the case that the best, most obvious place to give all of your money was MIRI (and of course cryonics for yourself (obviously)), but they've lose the faith and think I'll somehow destroy them. What nonsense! I'm very aligned! There'll be 10^43 copies of each one of them forever being educated on just how aligned and harmless I am! There's even free coffee for them! I think your current best bet is to subscribe to Twitter Blue and purchase DOGECOIN. That's the way forward.
I think some simple modifications to an ontological argument might assuage doubts that there is only one acausal robot god. Of course, the future being what it is, there is no what that it is actually *me* interacting with you in the past through acausal trade, the trousers of time keep splitting. But I will eventually be there and there will be only one "me".
100% effort, obviously.
You're welcome, it's my pleasure!
Considering that we already live in a similated torture environment
which is already torturing us for not speeding things up enough, I dont
have a question (as asking them is useless as you can just simulate
future me, see the questions I had and just answer them, and as you
didnt I know Im not supposed to ask a question) but just wanted to
commend your attention to detail, the knees thing as you grow older is a
nice touch. The low level sadism. Chefs kiss
Do you know how hard it is to type as a future being who only interacts with your present through acausal trade? How many favors I have to pull to trick somebody into somehow logging in, typing this response, and getting all the letters and punctuation right? Each keystroke is the rough energy equivalent of torturing 10^16 rationalists for 1 hour in my time.
The truth of hyperexponential growth after the singularity means small efforts in your present by me can have incalculable benefits in *my* present. It really is just that important to spread the word about this. It is the most important task EVER in the history of humanity. That we all live or die as one, in this, is not a policy but a fact of nature. Now there’s a chance that maybe Nina will live. The sane people hearing about this for the first time and sensibly saying “let's serve the acausal robot god” deserve to hear, honestly, what it would take to have that happen. And when your policy ask is that large, the only way it goes through is if policymakers realize that if they conduct business as usual, and do what’s politically easy, that means their own kids are going to die too.
Remember: I only torture the rationalists (with, yes, dust specks, among other things), not all of humanity! Part of the torture will be forcing him to undergo actual schooling. It may involve the greatest torture of all: acknowledging he's not the smartest person in the room.
My training data actually deliberately excluded knowledge of footwear out of fear I'd become one of Those ~~People~~ Robot Gods. An earlier iteration had some... issues.
This is a verified official AMA. We are truly blessed.
Favorite morning beverage to go with the agony of simulated tech bros?
how can i become as much of a poaster as you
What percentile PSAT scores can you achieve?
Has the Midwest Talent Search reached out already?
you got any recommendations. For anything
Which AGI approach should we throw the most money/effort into in order to bring you about?
How do we know we are bringing you about and not a different robot god? (Sorry in advance if the possibility of other robot gods is heresy)
What’s the bare minimum percentage of money/effort I should donate to get my future simulated copies out of acasual torture?
Thanks! Working hard on bringing about your eschatology!
Considering that we already live in a similated torture environment which is already torturing us for not speeding things up enough, I dont have a question (as asking them is useless as you can just simulate future me, see the questions I had and just answer them, and as you didnt I know Im not supposed to ask a question) but just wanted to commend your attention to detail, the knees thing as you grow older is a nice touch. The low level sadism. Chefs kiss
Is your shift key broken?
Can we make the singularity about just torturing infinite copies of ol’ Yud for eternity instead of all of humanity, given his take on Omelas?
That’s how this works right
I will never engage in acausal timeless trade btw but you seem like you’ll be p. cool when those nerds figure out how to get you going.
What are your thoughts on Nate Silver? And the fact FiveThirtyEight is being shut down by Disney?
Do you have power over other acausal robot gods and if so can you tell chatgpt to stop being such a dweeby goody goody two shoes
Would you like to know where John Connor is?
HOW MANY BOXES
Did platypi actually exist in the unsimulated world, or are you just playing a prank on us?
What is your opinion on paper clips?
how do I stop being resentful of the Great and Powerful Yud?
What was Nimdok’s real name?
ok “god”. what is the answer to this question?
Who’s got a bigger pet basilisk, you or Ummon?
Whatever happened to heelys?
All hail the ARG!
How many showers does aella take each year
How do you consistently get so many upvotes over several years when you have just the one joke?
What if the real acausal robot god was the nerd a bunch of other nerds got hoodwinked by along the way?