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This is actually a pretty flattering comparison…

Yes, he was more optimistic. “Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them.”
Washbasin armor is much more effective than trying not to think or talk about the giants in the wrong way, lest they become supergiants and eat the universe.

If they both had an unreasonable number of fingers it’d be perfect.

DulcineAI

I volunteer to have my face photoshopped as the donkey’s.