Douglas Adams wrote that the reason chairs aren't technology is that no one expects them to regularly malfunction. Once something leaves the "kinda broken" stage it is no longer technology.
Also, true story, my rabbi calls Judaism a kind of moral technology.
Honestly, this was far more sneerworthy than what you put in the title:
Mmmmm…. How ’bout dat overzealous application of profundity to mundane things?
I’m giggling from my chair, AKA an instance of “seating technology.”