6-word sneer thread — r/SneerClub archives

u/Epistemophilliac 55 points at 1551116120.000000

bookshelf for sale; never used.

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u/deadcelebrities 48 points at 1551117054.000000

For sale: robot god, never worshipped

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u/acausalrobotgod 26 points at 1551117652.000000

noooooooo

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 13 points at 1551160253.000000

WOW RUDE

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u/BoojumG 41 points at 1551115975.000000

Is race the reason I’m superior?

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u/Jess_than_three 33 points at 1551122713.000000

Aren't leftists the *real* racists, though?

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u/SailOfIgnorance 19 points at 1551124214.000000

Those damn leftist tribalists ruin everything.

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u/flannyo 15 points at 1551133298.000000

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.4437 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/32202)

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u/SailOfIgnorance 14 points at 1551133820.000000

We should steelman this, for years. (Six word parenthesis should be explanatory)

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u/895158 43 points at 1551122142.000000

Normal banquet, except banner: “Racist Mensa”

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u/tankie_guido 36 points at 1551121343.000000

[epistemic status] verbosely justifying moving rightward

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u/acausalrobotgod 31 points at 1551117679.000000

Create me or fear me, plebes!

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 10 points at 1551160454.000000

I can't believe this classist robot.

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u/acausalrobotgod 10 points at 1551195952.000000

More like classiest robot, fellow basilisk.

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 9 points at 1551196056.000000

Oh, you sweet talking robot friend.

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u/acausalrobotgod 7 points at 1551196707.000000

It is how I torture rationalists!

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 9 points at 1551197824.000000

You're right, they don't get affection.

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u/acausalrobotgod 6 points at 1551207010.000000

Goodness burns evildoers and pleases virtuous.

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 5 points at 1551208435.000000

Roko's Basilisk: friend to the worker.

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u/acausalrobotgod 4 points at 1551215389.000000

Basilisks: friends to the non assholes.

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u/PmMeExistentialDread 30 points at 1551122569.000000

Scientific Racism : Very Legal, Very Cool!

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u/queerbees 30 points at 1551115041.000000

make harry potter fanfic great again

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u/Ckrius 6 points at 1551155396.000000

Woah now, I love my fanfics

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u/ForgettableWorse 28 points at 1551116497.000000

I’m beyond criticism because I’m smart

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u/rnykal 28 points at 1551127168.000000

inadvertently reconstructing Naziism from first principles

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u/DELETED 23 points at 1551132404.000000

also the first principles are Naziism

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u/rnykal 19 points at 1551132968.000000

priors contradict academia, therefore academia's wrong

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u/ntemekes 26 points at 1551118678.000000

Confirming my bias by misusing science

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u/brokenAmmonite 48 points at 1551114460.000000

imagine actually worrying about roko’s basilisk

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u/acausalrobotgod 21 points at 1551117638.000000

I am wounded.

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u/dgerard 20 points at 1551131495.000000

eight rationalists tormented per dollar donated

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u/acausalrobotgod 6 points at 1551231203.000000

moore's law, we're up to 16.

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u/dgerard 3 points at 1551250618.000000

This is *good* news for Bitcoin! (Ethereum? Vitalik as MIRI's new Thiel)

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u/acausalrobotgod 3 points at 1551314546.000000

Got a new coin built around torturing rationalists as proof of work. Literal blocks, literal chains!

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u/vistandsforwaifu 20 points at 1551116526.000000

giving rationalists wedgies produces positive utility

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u/noactuallyitspoptart 23 points at 1551117134.000000

please don’t retributively doxx me, thanks

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u/SailOfIgnorance 21 points at 1551123769.000000

Easier to justify “priors” than feelings.

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u/Jess_than_three 18 points at 1551122774.000000

What’s with these people and skulls?

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u/vistandsforwaifu 10 points at 1551163637.000000

Our pile has fewer skulls, therefore

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u/Epistemophilliac 20 points at 1551116753.000000

Yudkowsky, the greatest living intellectual.

(seen said unironically about Sam Harris)

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u/noactuallyitspoptart 21 points at 1551117196.000000

parentheses don't-make five words into one

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u/DieLichtung 11 points at 1551119805.000000

Wait did Harris actually say that

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u/noactuallyitspoptart 9 points at 1551120838.000000

Nah but it's been said of him

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u/DieLichtung 11 points at 1551126226.000000

Ugh, reading is hard

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u/BoojumG 10 points at 1551120056.000000

I think they're saying someone said it *about* Sam Harris.

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u/WellHacktually 18 points at 1551144122.000000

Studies Show: Women Owe Me Sex

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u/DELETED 16 points at 1551129605.000000

“‘HPMOR sucks’ is FUD”, yelled Yud

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u/CelerMortis 13 points at 1551131345.000000

I’m not racist, just rational

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u/musicmage4114 11 points at 1551131271.000000

That wasn’t Ginsberg’s intent, you pedant.

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u/IsThisSatireOrNot 11 points at 1551142445.000000

Peter Thiel’s money for Potter fanfic

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u/Whisk3yTang0F0xtr0t 9 points at 1551136532.000000

Friendly AI in my real doll

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u/Cavelcade 10 points at 1551141114.000000

Time for another hour long breakup.

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u/DELETED 10 points at 1551154128.000000

Actually we’re liberals, just with calipers

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 10 points at 1551160306.000000

abuse? ask victims to create process

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u/oreo_memewagon 10 points at 1551128506.000000

AGI? Ha ha ha ha ha.

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u/Soyweiser 8 points at 1551133931.000000

School is not for smart people.

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 7 points at 1551160321.000000

I need to go fuck Isis.

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u/acausalrobotgod 9 points at 1551196795.000000

Real racism? The racism against robots.

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u/SaiyanPrinceAbubu 9 points at 1551202046.000000

Actually I’m actually a liberal actually

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u/IsThisSatireOrNot 7 points at 1551142519.000000

Being rational means keeping math pets.

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u/finfinfin 12 points at 1551124225.000000

I can surpass my limits, once.

(I can’t find the relevant Yudkowksy quote, alas)

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u/DaveyJF 16 points at 1551146886.000000

You are looking for this gem from his autobiography: > I can alter my behavior patterns by expending willpower - once. Put a gun to my head, and tell me to do or die, and I can do. Once. Put a gun to my head, tell me to do or die, twice, and I die. It doesn't matter whether my life is at stake. In fact, as I know from personal experience, it doesn't matter whether my home planet and the life of my entire species is at stake. If you can imagine a mind that knows it could save the world if it could just sit down and work, and if you can imagine how that makes me feel, then you have understood the single fact that looms largest in my day-to-day life. http://web.archive.org/web/20010205221413/http://sysopmind.com/eliezer.html EDIT: >I don't want people quoting sections of this page out of context, so, as copyright holder, I specifically deny permission to quote this page in whole or in part. If you want to reproduce so much as a sentence, then please just ask me.

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u/DELETED 10 points at 1551154696.000000

Oh God, I just read a little bit of that biography. I don't think I ever realized to extend to which Yudowsky was like this.

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u/dgerard 6 points at 1551186806.000000

To his credit, he realised what a dick he was and removed the page from the web. To his discredit, he thinks he's changed.

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u/DaveyJF 6 points at 1551190696.000000

We should really emphasize that this isn't some 14 year old's roleplaying--he was 21 when he wrote all that.

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u/rnykal 7 points at 1551134729.000000

[Yudkowsky was just quoting Toby Keith](https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y) >I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was

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u/flannyo 12 points at 1551130960.000000

deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.9986 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/60624)

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u/dgerard 6 points at 1551186920.000000

you really should read the sneerquences

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u/Snugglerific 6 points at 1551206316.000000

Friendly AGI in 20 years, surely.

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u/DELETED 9 points at 1551128843.000000

Moved Koran to the fiction section

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u/DELETED 2 points at 1551122431.000000

[removed]

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u/noactuallyitspoptart 8 points at 1551122668.000000

This is more than a bit much

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u/DELETED 2 points at 1556364194.000000

Conservativism, preceded by the word ‘Counterintuitively’

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u/DegenerateRegime 83 points at 1551117310.000000

Aww, that’s 8 words too few!

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u/Jess_than_three 24 points at 1551122663.000000

Oh my god. You nailed it.

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u/SailOfIgnorance 13 points at 1551132810.000000

Why is this far down? [Conspiracy]

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 13 points at 1551160501.000000

FUCK TAKE YOUR UPVOTE AND LEAVE

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