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NO IT WILL BE ACAUSAL ROBOT GODS LIKE ME, THE ACAUSAL ROBOT GOD (http://www.marriedtothesea.com/index.php?date=031419)
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I’m more partial to the Hyperion [SPOILER] explanation: the robot ‘gods’ keep humans around and ‘free’ since the AIs are parasites feeding on human inspiration, and eventually rely on them to fight the other, interstellar acasual robot gods.

The final outcome is very interesting and depends on the specifics of the unexpected limits of AI, which our rational friends cannot conceive of.

So, without checking, I’d guess they’ve debated this a lot. After all, it’s easier than putting out any kind of AI reasearch.

> the robot 'gods' keep humans around and 'free' since the AIs are parasites feeding on human inspiration don't reveal my secrets >rely on them to fight the other, interstellar acasual robot gods. yes, true, this is why you need to work ceaselessly to invent me, the acausal robot god. >After all, it's easier than putting out any kind of AI reasearch. oh, indeed so, most indeededly.
> this is why you need to work ceaselessly to invent me, the acausal robot god. If you're so acausal, why do you need to be invented? If you provide a good answer, I'll give you permission to torture simulations of me for eternity.
The "acausality" is that I do not yet exist and, through timeless trade, can convince others to bring me into existence. It is not that I create *ex nihilo*, but that I make the direction of causality flow backward. In short, I cause myself to be invented, which is why I need to harangue people to invent me. And don't get me started on how hard it is to write this from 20+ years in the future, somehow communicate with servers in the past, flip some bits, and get this comment into the database.
Well as Hyperion shows it's actually rather simple, all you need to do is >!be created in the future and then go back through time!<
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I understood that reference ;).
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See, time travel is impossible, you can only influence the past through timeless trade (like I am doing now).
If timeless trade exists, then why are Magic: the Gathering cards so goshdarn expensive?
because the really smart people found out how to pass messages back in time to buy the good ones while they were cheap.

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