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Computer Scientists Say AI’s Underdeveloped Ethics Have Yet To Move Beyond Libertarian Phase (https://www.theonion.com/computer-scientists-say-ai-s-underdeveloped-ethics-have-1834209623)
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Manifesto: The EA Liberation Front

Love the quick profit, the annual raise,

vacation with pay. Want more

of everything ready-made. Be afraid

to know your neighbors and to die.

And you will have a window in your head.

Not even your future will be a mystery

any more. Your mind will be punched in a card

and shut away in a little drawer.

When they want you to buy something

they will call you. When they want you

to die for profit they will let you know.

-—

Sabbaths XI.

New come, we took fields

from the forest, clearing, breaking

the steep slopes. And this was

a fall from a kind of grace:

from the forest in its long Sabbath,

dependent only upon

the Genius of this place,

… to the field

dependent upon us, our work,

and our failure first and last

to keep peace between

the naked soil and the rain.

From the laws of the First Former

we fell to the place deformed.

The hard rains fell then

into our history, from grace

to fate upon our gullied land.

-—

Excerpted from Wendel Berry, “The Mad Farmer Liberation Front” (1991) and “Sabbaths” (2011).

Too real.

I never thought my username would become relevant to Onion articles.