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When siccing the cops on your neighbors is a question of game theory (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19872258)
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These people are so afraid their neighbor might dislike them or be rude them that they resort to game theory and, well, this

Knocking on random doors can be very unsafe in typical urban environments, unless it’s someone you already know.

Ha ha, when I was stumping for Bernie I would target the highest-crime-rate area as reported by city-data.com.
> Knocking on random doors can be very unsafe in typical urban environments, unless it’s someone you already know. Usa, home of the brave. (Really, what is wrong with the USA?) Also, what does 'typical urban' mean?
"urban" and "inner city" are longstanding code words for "where black people live."
I had a comment that I deleted that fell flat on second read, but I think it might be useful in this context: “There’s that word again: urban.”
Figured.

With some of the worst neighbors I’ve had, the police killing them extrajudicially would be a positive outcome for me personally.

Yikes.

About once every two days the guy next door to me starts yelling “FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SLUT” a few times in a row between the hours of 1 and 3am. No other noise, just the yelling. I find this hilarious but apparently some people would prefer to just have him summarily executed.
Do I have permission to republish this as an example of found poetry?
The libertarian brain on display.

Frankly, this is what I think happens all the fucking time. I have a hard time buying that your average angry white lady calling the cops on black kids for being slightly louder than the background noise of traffic is really thinking to themselves “Oh no, this is a bad situation! I should call the cops before something happens!”. I think that atleast part of it is a conscious act of dominance and spite towards people who for SOME REASON they see as lesser.

So these chucklefucks just outright saying the quiet part out loud and using weird Machiavellian power nerd bullshit to intellectualize it is almost refreshing. Even the part where one guy actively admits that it’s about using the bacon as their own personal death squad. Because, again, that shit already happens.

I love to see the “hacker” “news” sneers.

Where’s that “white people call the cops like it’s customer service” tweet when you need it?

While the linked discussion is clearly crazy-nutso, I think sneering at the generalized “siccing the cops on your neighbors is a question of game theory” shows some unrecognized middle-class privilege.

Like, I grew up among rednecks. In adulthood, I’ve had plenty of redneck neighbors. Many (not all, not even a majority) rednecks are big believers in performative violence, and part of that performative violence is a dedication to vengeance against anyone who has disrespected them. Calling the cops is a huge instance of disrespect. A minority of the minority of violent rednecks also consider a simple request to knock it off to be an act of disrespect. As an out gay man, these are all things I’ve had to take into consideration, y’know?

> I think sneering at the generalized "siccing the cops on your neighbors is a question of game theory" shows some unrecognized middle-class privilege. Are we sneering at calling the cops on neighbors in general? Or are we sneering at the pretension in framing this as "game theory"?
I took the sneer as being directed at framing it as "game theory", which is a term used loosely enough now that I find it unobjectionable here.
> "game theory", which is a term used loosely enough now that I find it unobjectionable here. I'm now having sneer *déjà vu*, tbh.
Referring to game theory is the new referring to Sun Tzu. (And that is a downgrade as Sun Tzu wasn't as boring as game theory). And well, people constantly misuse game theory, here as well.
>And well, people constantly misuse game theory, here as well. In their defense, the name is pretty confusing. Calling it *game theory* implies it being about a lot of things that it should be about, but simply isn't able to. Much like artificial intelligence, heh.
Respectfully, I think sneering at the sneering of calling cops is the actual unrecognized middle-class privilege. I live in "a typical urban environment" and my threshhold for calling the police is somewhere around imminent, life-threatening physical danger. The police kill people, and by calling them you are saying the risk of this getting out of hand and someone getting hurt (which I agree is small in any individual case) is acceptable to me and I don't mind using them as a first resort. What makes the Hacker News comments especially insidious is the likelihood that they are likely white people calling the police on their non-white neighbors (which is what the article being discussed is about). And often this is an upset of neighborhood norms caused by [white people moving into a non-white neighborhood](https://www.cssny.org/news/entry/New-Neighbors) and [calling the cops](https://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/06/nyregion/06drummers.html) for things that have been going on for twenty years or more.