"Hello, I am here to let the horrifying series of words "Quillette Poetry Section" sear into your brain tissue."

"Hello, I am here to let the horrifying series of words "Quillette Poetry Section" sear into your brain tissue." (https://twitter.com/LitAnscombe/status/1138276808804184065)

posted on June 11, 2019 05:42 PM by u/dgerard

u/DELETED 27 points at 1560278227.000000

This man can rhyme:

One Halloween I wanted to be Lando Calrissian My mom said, son, it’s time for some listening

She said, you are white and Calrissian’s black I said, I figured that out a while back

I told her my black friend was gonna be Skywalker She said that was different and things turned awkward

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u/_United_ 16 points at 1560299007.000000

Send the nukes already

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u/DELETED 2 points at 1560452998.000000

\#bars

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u/PolyamorousNephandus 14 points at 1560292377.000000

N O P E

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u/PM_ME_UR_SELF-DOUBT 11 points at 1560304586.000000

Putty. Putty. Putty.

Green Putty - Grutty Peen.

Grarmpitutty - Morning!

Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!

Discovery….. Oh.

Putty?….. Armpit?

Armpit….. Putty.

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u/antonivs 13 points at 1560305864.000000

I would say it’s not so much horrifying, as infinitely amusing. Assuming you don’t actually try to read the poetry in question, that is.

This is one of those cases where something is greater in the mind than it is in reality. Which incidentally, refutes the ontological argument.

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u/dgerard 10 points at 1560274987.000000

link https://quillette.com/2019/04/28/headline-rhymes-33/

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u/spiral_ly 11 points at 1560330632.000000

Brought to you by the Vogon empire

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u/Soyweiser 4 points at 1560334545.000000

ahhhhhhhhhh

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