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free speech on campus is when i email the provost complaining about a professor making fun of me, a successful columnist with no affiliation with the university, and the more i email the provost the more freedomer it is (https://i.redd.it/p97yncianwi31.jpg)
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even with the “I promise to be courteous no matter what you have to say,” I can’t read this as anything other than a grandiloquent “fite me irl”

The question is if he's picking up the tab.
he'll be picking up his teeth if he don't watch his fuckin mouth

CCing his boss is just an amazingly limp dicked attempt at a power move

SIR i dare you to call him limp-dicked in front of his wife.
This conversation is moving uncomfortably close to cuckold porn roleplay for me
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Nature: The #1 evidence against a benevolent God. (including acausal robot ones)
Well, I never claimed to be benevolent!
He just redefined the polar opposite of "big dick energy".

Bretbug Stephens

can't stop laughing about bretbug stephens on twitter dot com
Yes! Just saying "Bretbug Stephens" to myself makes me giggle.

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From the last link: > Cynicism is for losers, and so is snark. Uh oh he's onto us
Eli valley drew the incident: https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1166348200183287808

… he deleted his twitter account it seems. https://twitter.com/BretStephensNYT

I guess the free exchange of ideas was just too much for him to handle
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God what a fucking asshole
It's as if a drunk Rabbi animated a golem out of actual garbage by writing the name of the god of assholes on its forehead.
\*on its asshole
[lol](https://www.vox.com/2019/8/27/20834957/bret-stephens-bedbug-meltdown-dave-karpf-new-york-times-explained)
HA! Bretbug said, I can't be the main character on twitter, if im not on twitter anymore!

It’s no coincidence that bedbug almost rhymes with corncob.

Plot twist: his home is underneath a mattress.