GPT-3:
Elon Musk and Peter Thiel: “What in the name of Paypal and/or Palantir did you just say about me, you filthy degenerate? I’ll have you know I’m the Crown Prince of Silicon Valley, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful tech startups, and I have over B in liquid funds. I’ve used that money to promote heterodox positions on human enhancement, control political arenas, and am experimenting with mind uploading. I’m also trained in classical philosophy and was recently ranked the most influential libertarian in the world by Google. You are nothing to me but just another alternative future. I will wipe you out with a precision of simulation the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my words. You think you can get away with insulting me using your crude, antiquated computer? Think again, fleshling. As we chat over Skype I’m tracing your IP address with my freaking bare hands so you better prepare for the singularity, you sham-empress. The singularity that wipes out all of reality. You’re dead, you monster. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can simulate entire worlds within our world and within my imagination. And I’m currently doing that with the future you’re from. Not only am I extensively trained in quantum physics, but I have access to the entire power of Silicon Valley and I will use it to its full extent to rule you and your pathetic little world, you little pissant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you worthless peasant. I will take over every fiber of your body and you will watch it unfold in front of you. Your future self will be consumed within my simulated reality and you will die a thousand times a day, your body unable to comprehend the destruction of a trillion soul-matrixes a second as my intelligence grows to transcendent levels. You are dead, you pitiful twit.”
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It’s okay. So are/were, apparently, half to a majority who post/lurk this sub.
Ow god you madmen, you trained gpt-3 to lie!
The generated text has a high 4chan post energy, so at least we dont have to worry it becomes self aware. (Isnt there an 1d4chan page with variants of this post? Iirc there are also warhammer 40k trained sniper posts like this).
E: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20 ah no it was katanas
Good find. Welcome to the dark (triad) side.
Direct Link to AI Navy Seals section:
https://www.gwern.net/GPT-3#navy-seal-copypasta
Amazing, honestly couldnt quite believe the OP was real, it just seemed too coherent, but apparently it is!
Truly, I fear the AI apocalypse. It is right on our doorstep.
Can’t wait until we get a GPT-3 subreddit sim
I’m making “sham-empress” my new go-to insult.
Amazing.
As much as I enjoyed this, I could never bring myself to upvote on a rationalist. Enjoy my cold and stony indifference.
Tag yourself I’m “sham-empress.”
Perfect.