Remember HPMOR's version of the Sorting Hat?

Remember HPMOR's version of the Sorting Hat? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2OzXSdAmgo)

posted on December 08, 2020 05:43 AM by u/Bradley271

u/IsThisSatireOrNot 31 points at 1607406900.000000

i hope you realize that by making this post you’ve turned a rationalist fic of ‘The Owl House’ within the next decade into a near certainty

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u/DELETED 23 points at 1607413806.000000

There's a Roko's Basilisk joke in here somewhere but I feel like making it would put us all at horrible risk.

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u/an_thr 52 points at 1607416007.000000

You have misrepresented Yud’s lesson here. The hat performs a volumetric brainpan analysis. Displacement less than 1.3L (see: the Toyota Yaris ruling of 2019) and you’re hat food. This is eugenic.

Needless to say prior to 2019 the hat simply assessed racial phenotype. Those were the good old days before the academy was plagued by leftist nonsense.

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u/DELETED 21 points at 1607488957.000000

Slowly taking in HPOR via sneers is exponentially better than actually reading it. I assume.

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u/silly-stupid-slut 3 points at 1607725115.000000

Mostly, the hat was a better bit.

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u/ThirdMover 15 points at 1607417641.000000

Thought I was at r/rational for a moment.

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u/DELETED 8 points at 1607588448.000000

It measured his skull and realized his IQ was too low. Science.

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u/Shitgenstein 6 points at 1607475233.000000

Never read it.

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u/muns4colleg 3 points at 1607732147.000000

Woah, wait a second is the wizard guy the same voice actor as Varric from Dragon Age?

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u/JohnBierce 2 points at 1608018474.000000

Love this show.

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