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Are you a Nerd or a Jock? (https://www.reddit.com/r/SneerClub/comments/llnjry/are_you_a_nerd_or_a_jock/)
posted on February 17, 2021 06:03 AM by u/MarxBroshevik
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https://strawpoll.com/gxc8fb452

No judgment here; I am just interested.

u/RobotsAreCute 38 points at 1613543850.000000

I’m a trans nerd. I was assigned jock at birth.

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u/200fifty 31 points at 1613545455.000000
how dare you force me to accept your ontology, this is literally 1984
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u/ExtraFig6 1 points at 1613631157.000000
satnhuesnthksntqjhk
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u/birdcontent 21 points at 1613544253.000000

neither; I am a Lady of Delicate Constitution

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u/DELETED 12 points at 1613547429.000000

goth

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u/gerikson 10 points at 1613571470.000000

As I am not a graduate from a US high school, I require a definition of these terms. EXHAUSTIVE, if you’d be so kind.

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u/0x6e6f6f620a 14 points at 1613572766.000000
Me neither, but I believe it is Nerd good jock bad
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u/MarxBroshevik 23 points at 1613573801.000000
Please no judgements, this is a scientific poll.
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u/RatherIrritating 5 points at 1613576117.000000
Thank you for the pointer
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u/gerikson 3 points at 1613597086.000000
Thanks adjusting my priors accordingly.
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u/Soyweiser 7 points at 1613597011.000000
Just as witches are determined by measuring if they float. You determine who is a nerd by asking yourself 1 question. Does it fit in a locker.
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u/DELETED 8 points at 1613567591.000000

the results are 82% nerd… how shocking

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u/DELETED 17 points at 1613620899.000000
Huh, 82% nerds and 18% liars. Like lol I don't care if you lift or play basketball on the weekends. If you so much as lurk here, you're a nerd. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them.
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u/pusillanimouslist 6 points at 1613576144.000000
The more interesting question is how much this differs from Reddit’s average user base. My guess is that 82% is a bit low.
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u/DELETED 4 points at 1613576225.000000
reddit is a social media platform like any other, but with a tendency to prefer nerds. i'd estimate it around 75%
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u/DELETED 8 points at 1613577417.000000

If I were French, I’d be a Jacques

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u/DELETED 6 points at 1613571176.000000

cyberjock

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u/completely-ineffable 6 points at 1613580247.000000

This was asked on the sneervey and the answer was solidly nerd.

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u/queerbees 5 points at 1613600557.000000

First of all, it’s jock. I just dabble in playing dwarf fortress.

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u/queerbees 5 points at 1613600638.000000
I consider the tabletop player to be the jocks of nerds, and DMs to be the team captains.
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u/SailOfIgnorance 5 points at 1613623180.000000
I'm a thoughtleader among the jocks, a glorious distinction. My barbarian is minmaxed (for damage).
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u/killallconservatives 2 points at 1613606609.000000

i’m sexy

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u/DELETED 1 points at 1613683991.000000

is console jockey a nerd or jock?

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