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...Yud really wants to be this visitor to Cheliax, huh? (https://twitter.com/ESYudkowsky/status/1442853674254962689)
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nerd demon girls Oglaf, [NSFW] but instead of painting miniatures they invent new forms of scientific racism

Aw I haven’t read oglaf in years
Yes but when eliezer “gives back to the community”, nobody would think to mistake it for a punishment

The fun about roleplaying in fantasy worlds is that you don’t have to make it realistic or confirm to our real world laws.

Sadly, the intelligence-boosting alleles of the male interdimensional traveler do not work under the light of a yellow sun.

This is what happens when you don’t invite Yud to your sex parties.

…worth it.

what’s the name of this equation?

It’s literally the breeder’s equation, which has been known since the 30s.

So tempted to reply that as per his own admission he only got 145 on an IQ test so he wouldn’t make the cut-off. Just to see him flip out about how he’s too smart for IQ to properly measure

This absolute nitwit read exactly deep enough into Pathfinder RPG lore to find an evil devil empire and steal the name but not deeply enough to know that THERE IS ALREADY A MASSIVE EUGENICS PROGRAM BEING RUN IN GOLARION ON THE ISLE OF HERMEA BY THE GOLD DRAGON MENGKARE WHO IS EXPLICITLY EVIL.

Just like every other fucking piece of creative work or general field he read exactly deeply enough to find one idea that interests him and dumps the entire rest of the context surrounding it.

In my headcanon, dath Ilan accidentally bred autism into their entire population (as demonstrated by Thellim’s sensitivity to urban noise and both Thellim’s and Keltham’s annoyance at waking up at sunrise and both of their belief that an optimal sleeping surface should hug/squeeze the person). In the carefully optimized society of dath ilan, this isn’t a major disadvantage, but to Cheliax, where school children literally have to whip each other and constantly lie to themselves and each other to survive it would be a critical disadvantage.

To actually answer Yud’s question… given that Keltham is a rationalist… he will come up with a calculation that mistakenly massively exaggerates his genetic value and demands maximum money. The soul-backed money (mentioned in part 3 page one hundred something of an early glow fic roleplay) Cheliax will pay in will make Keltham count as lawful evil, giving Asmodeus extra insight into Keltham’s soul and thereby dooming all of Golarion once Asmodeus reverse engineers nuclear physics from Keltham’s memories. Golarion’s only hope is that Keltham can annoy Cheliax into exiling him to Osirion! Lucky for Golarion Keltham is a true rationalist and well on his way to succeeding at this!

Edit: okay I admit I’ve paid a lot of attention to the roleplay fanfic series of lintamande.

I’d say he’s more of a visitor from Porlock, personally.

In our world there was China collecting DNA from “geniuses” but funnily enough Yudkowsky wouldn’t qualify.

sounds like their genetics program has gone astray and can only be saved by what I can only call eliezer class intelligence