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Some sneerable internal sneer, or how (not) to become Elon Musk (https://twitter.com/webdevMason/status/1450175267909947395)
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when I think of hyper productive I always think of Elon musk, a man so productive sometimes he walks into work and tells his subordinates “I GOTTA FIRE SOMEONE TODAY”

Don't you know that calling random people pedos on twitter (and generally being always posting there) is the ultimate sign of productivity?
The highest amount of productivity you can get is being a billionaire and stealing the memes of others without credit on twitter. That is what being a real socialist is. He seized the memes production.
Iain M Banks often said that Elon Musk truly understood the Culture, his favourite series. (did he ever say he loved it while Banks was alive?)
I feel like Elon only started publicly showing his ass longer after Banks died

When I think of introspection, I think of a man who once accused a rescue diver of being a pedophile for criticizing his attempt to insert himself into a rescue operation where said diver was trying to save children.

Best bit of that farrago, at least as concerns the crazed Musk fans, was the chorus screaming “he didn’t even go in all the way himself, he’s a hypocrite” Like fuck me the guy is literally the local expert on that cave network, he doesn’t have to literally pull the kids out of the water to be a hero
He didn't even have to be a hero to not be whatever Musk was.
"'Pedo guy' is a term of endearment in South Africa." -- Elon "Pedo Guy" Musk's lawyers.
It sucks so much that the diver picked the insane lawyer to defend him from the pedo remark. Lin Wood is one of the stop the steal nuts, and a general culture war ambulance chaser lawyer. (He is a Epstein truther, not a 'Epstein didnt kill himself' one, but a 'He is still alive' one).
Wait soy, for real? Lin Wood was the diver’s lawyer? You have got to be fucking shitting me
nope, that was him. No wonder the diver lost right.
Uhm. Just wow. That’s nuts

Quality subsneer https://twitter.com/beanymemey/status/1450260016863211523