Tremble in impotent terror at the rising threat of AI!!

Tremble in impotent terror at the rising threat of AI!! (https://www.reddit.com/r/SneerClub/comments/v2my1v/tremble_in_impotent_terror_at_the_rising_threat/)

posted on June 01, 2022 05:53 PM by u/TresCabezasGenios

Yeah, that machine apotheosis is a’comin’, yesirree!

https://www.iflscience.com/technology/ai-camera-ruins-soccar-game-for-fans-after-mistaking-referees-bald-head-for-ball/

u/Soyweiser 25 points at 1654111073.000000

Clearly this is the acausaulrobot god signaling, acausally, that it is coming for the brains of bald people first.

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u/Xikkub 19 points at 1654116527.000000

Turns out that Elon Musk got a hair transplant not out of vanity, but instead because of his fear of our future robotic overlord.

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u/Soyweiser 10 points at 1654165927.000000

Hmm might have to update my priors on the mans genius, he might have the smart smart headmeat genes after all.

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u/noactuallyitspoptart 16 points at 1654108857.000000

Who knew an Ayr United goal would mark the beginning of the end, or indeed any occasion

Edit: look I’m just happy to see my ancestral home (if you haven’t been: I wouldn’t bother) playing a part in Armageddon, and featured on /r/SneerClub

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u/JohnPaulJonesSoda 14 points at 1654171624.000000

Yeah but have you considered that I asked a question to a text generator and it spat out some output that can be read to correspond to the question I asked? Clearly that means there’s a 30% chance that all humans will be dead by evil AI in the next 10 years!

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u/DELETED 11 points at 1654111802.000000

https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/uxf82u/automatic_paint_robot/

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u/loklanc 3 points at 1654149742.000000

Meet Pollockbot, the new ref on robotwars.

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u/sue_me_please 3 points at 1654391283.000000

Great, I first had to worry about paper clip maximizers getting out of control, and now I have to worry about my head being turned into a soccer ball by rogue AI?

The singularity is going to be weirder than anyone expected.

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u/AREKAYN 4 points at 1654498405.000000

The project codename is "Wilson"

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u/Soyweiser 1 points at 1654520192.000000

Well that is technically what the singularity is, the moment after things turn weird exponentially so fast we can't predict things anymore. While you worry about [cats and dogs](https://youtu.be/-9NMt42il4Q) living together, yud worries about what will happen after that.

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