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Yeah, that machine apotheosis is a’comin’, yesirree!

https://www.iflscience.com/technology/ai-camera-ruins-soccar-game-for-fans-after-mistaking-referees-bald-head-for-ball/

Clearly this is the acausaulrobot god signaling, acausally, that it is coming for the brains of bald people first.

Turns out that Elon Musk got a hair transplant not out of vanity, but instead because of his fear of our future robotic overlord.
Hmm might have to update my priors on the mans genius, he might have the smart smart headmeat genes after all.

Who knew an Ayr United goal would mark the beginning of the end, or indeed any occasion

Edit: look I’m just happy to see my ancestral home (if you haven’t been: I wouldn’t bother) playing a part in Armageddon, and featured on /r/SneerClub

Yeah but have you considered that I asked a question to a text generator and it spat out some output that can be read to correspond to the question I asked? Clearly that means there’s a 30% chance that all humans will be dead by evil AI in the next 10 years!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/uxf82u/automatic_paint_robot/

Meet Pollockbot, the new ref on robotwars.

Great, I first had to worry about paper clip maximizers getting out of control, and now I have to worry about my head being turned into a soccer ball by rogue AI?

The singularity is going to be weirder than anyone expected.

The project codename is "Wilson"
Well that is technically what the singularity is, the moment after things turn weird exponentially so fast we can't predict things anymore. While you worry about [cats and dogs](https://youtu.be/-9NMt42il4Q) living together, yud worries about what will happen after that.