One of the most unintentionally beautiful paragraphs of comedy I’ve
ever had the brain-melting displeasure of reading:
Not only that, Arora says, but League of Legends is the kind of
multiplayer online battle arena video game where every four minutes or
so of tactical maneuvering is punctuated by ten seconds of action known
as a gank—gamer slang for “gang killing”—where you and your team gang up
on an enemy. “There’s a fight that happens, basically,” says Arora, who
was watching over SBF’s shoulder as he answered that final question from
Sequoia, “and I’m like, This guy is fucking in a gank!”
The B round raised a billion dollars. Soon afterward came the “meme
round”: 20.69 million from 69 investors.
Nothing is a sure bet in crypto, but just the possibility that FTX
could join—or even eclipse—the big four of American banking (JPMorgan
Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo and Citibank) means it’s already
valued at 2 billion.
[see below for whatever word there is to describe this ghoul which
isn’t “journalist”] man…
…you’re only making the update incredibly funny by pulling that kind
of shit:
UPDATE: Nov 9, 2022: Since this article was published, a liquidity
crunch has created solvency risk for FTX and its future is uncertain.
Many have been affected by this unexpected turn of events. For Sequoia,
our fiduciary responsibility is to our LPs. To that end, we shared this
letter with them today regarding our investment in FTX. For FTX, we
believe its fiduciary responsibility is first to its customers, and
second to its shareholders. As such, FTX is exploring all opportunities
to ensure its customers are able to recover their funds as quickly as
possible.
I mean were they even planning, long term, on playing the same role? An exchange is not a bank, even though an investment bank might do some of the same things. Like at most from what I understand FTX intended to exist as a or the major lender of crypto and investor in crypto-oriented projects, but again that is not the same thing as what JPMorgan Chase does, even though JPMorgan Chase does some of that.
Ow no I meant just that FTX is crashing and burning hard. I actually don't know much about the specifics. (a story about it is stickied at r/buttcoin. And Salvador might have put their money in FTX)
It is like a guy going 'we will team up with betamax', 'we are now partnered with Zune' etc. The betting on the lame horse basically. (of course as an anti-cryptocurrency person I think all this shit is lame horses, so I'm biassed).
E: unrelated weird overlap between slatestarcodex users and buttcoin users, the user greyenlightenment is actually anti cryptocurrencies
*shudder*
> Adam Fisher is a private historian who specializes in documenting the lives and careers of technical and engineering types who have made a world of difference. His latest (publicly available) book is Yves Béhar: Designing Ideas, available from Thames & Hudson. (adamfisher.org)
Something just walked over several of my graves
So I find myself convinced that, if SBF can keep his wits about him
in the years ahead, he’s going to slay—that, just as Alameda was a
stepping stone to FTX, FTX will be to the super-app. Banking will be
disrupted and transformed by crypto, just as media was transformed and
disrupted by the web. Something of the sort must happen eventually, as
the current system, with its layers upon layers of intermediaries, is
antiquated and prone to crashing—the global financial crisis of 2008 was
just the latest in a long line of failures that occurred because
banks didn’t actually know what was on their balance sheets. Crypto is
money that can audit itself, no accountant or bookkeeper
needed, and thus a financial system with the blockchain built
in can, in theory, cut out most of the financial middlemen, to the
advantage of all. Of course, that’s the pitch of every crypto company
out there. The FTX competitive advantage? Ethical behavior.
One of the most unintentionally beautiful paragraphs of comedy I’ve ever had the brain-melting displeasure of reading:
[see below for whatever word there is to describe this ghoul which isn’t “journalist”] man…
…you’re only making the update incredibly funny by pulling that kind of shit:
The whole article is a piece of art. You wouldn’t expect that so much dicksucking would fit into these paragraphs but somehow they made it work.
For posterity:
The archived version: https://archive.ph/xy4MR
Few understand.
that is actually the name of anti cryptocurrency people, the correct term would be Butter. But yeah minor detail.