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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

There's a storm hitting us in about 6 hours. We're going to find out who's who.

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There's a storm hitting us in about 6 hours. We're going to find out who's who.

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    Huskies:

  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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    I brought it inside, but now it’s going crazy and jumping all over the furniture; even on my lap when I least expect it.

    Here’s a picture of it in the act.

    • deranger@sh.itjust.works
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      How does one hang a motorcycle on the wall?

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        Carefully and with lots of redundancy.

      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        Start by finding studs

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        Cat physics.

      • nomous@lemmy.world
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        If you turn your entire house on its side and hang the TV from the ceiling then you could lay your bike down in the living room and achieve the same optical effect.

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      Geez even a 2x4 stud has limits

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    You couldn’t make this movie today. That’s because the alien would just walk around in a bathrobe, tentacles and ribs sticking out everywhere. When challenged, it would just say:

    “Oh, I guess that anybody who has different opinion about which biomass ought to consume which is a “MONSTER” now? So much for the tolerant left!”

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      You couldn’t make this movie today. It was already made in 1982.

      • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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        And Wilford Brimley is unavailable for some reason

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          I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

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      The movie was a total bomb back in the day. There’s a review saying that it’s even worse than Blade Runner (which came out on the same day and was also intensely disliked). It almost destroyed Carpenter’s carrier. They hated it so much they nominated fucking Morricone for a Razzie (some unused tracks were later used by Tarantino in The Hateful Eight and won an Oscar…).

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        It almost destroyed Carpenter’s carrier

        Carrier has arrived.

        Also surprising to hear.

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      As soon as you accused it, it would announce that it was running for president, delay judgement for four years, win, and then spread the infection worldwide.

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    No thanks!

    That poor dog there on the other hand…

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        dw guys i trust it. That dog’s got a spare 8 dollars a month to spend on Twitter. It must be legit

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    I don’t know what the deal is with all the Thing stuff I’ve been seeing, but there’s a pretty fun (but REALLY broken and VERY laggy!) game called Nuclear Nightmare based on The Thing if you really want to simulate bringing in the Thing into your house

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      There’s an official The Thing game that has gotten a remaster that will be releasing soon. If it hasn’t already come out and I just missed it.

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    I bought so many plate heaters and bedding.

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