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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world
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    If being attracted to buff women makes you gay, then gender is not as simple as this twitter gremlin probably believes it to be. But they probably don’t want to think about that too much.

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      “Not ‘normal’ = gay”. That’s all they consider.

    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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      Is this a new metric mental gymnastics, like it’s not gay if you’re on top, or if you are the giver?

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        As we (jokingly) say in German: „Nur der Gefickte ist schwul.“ [“Only the one getting fucked is gay.”]

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          That’s a surprisingly common line of reasoning actually.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        new

        I mean that particular piece of homophobia has been around since antiquity

    • Anivia@feddit.org
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      I have a friend that says having muscles makes women too masculine. He was not amused when I asked him if that also means he is feminine because he doesn’t have any muscle (I don’t actually believe either is the case, just wanted to point out his hypocrisy)

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      “Men cannot become women, but muscular women are men.” 😅

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I don’t get what’s wrong with wanting a muscular physique.

  • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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    Fucking chicks is definitely gay.

    • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zipOP
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      Not if you keep your socks on

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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        This is a critical loophole that few fellas use to keep themselves free of gayness.

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      All the homies lesbians agree.

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      https://youtu.be/XnqpfnXObkA?t=2m41s

      • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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        Thx homie, but i have not the patience to watch ads.

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    So by this logic, it would be straight for him to fuck femboys? Sounds gay.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      What’s more manly than a cock? Two cocks, that’s what!!

    • unfinished | 🇵🇸@lemmy.ml
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      Nahh. It’s totally a straight thing to do :3

    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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      Hey, if I’m straight and a femboy makes me hard then she’s a girl.

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    Dear alpha,

    I tell you what to like and how to make love. If you disobey, you’re an omega and do not deserve affection.

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    Gotta love it when losers assume women aren’t on the internet. As a woman, OP is absolutely right - that muscle mommy can turn me gay whenever she wants.

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      Sounds like you’re already gay.

      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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        Nah, just half gay. But who knows what the future can hold.

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          Sounds like it’s more likely to be men like OOP who turn you gay then

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            Ironically, yes. If all men were like him, I’d have gone full gay long ago.

  • tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    lesbian here, hhholy shit

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You were the target of LeanBeefPatty’s psyop, and it worked.

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      Cis straight here, same

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      deleted by creator

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Yepppp

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    Look if that makes me gay then sure, I’ll be gay

  • flapperfivethousand@sh.itjust.works
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    These people are so strange. We live in this big, complex world filled with variation, and they are like: “No! Everything must be only one way!”

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      Appreciating the spectrum of human experience is GAY

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        Realizing that emotions aren’t and can never be binary is HOMO STUFF

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      No, they want only two! They can’t handle it if everyone is the same, or if there is a rainbow of ways. To them, it must be two, no more or less! It must be binary!

      Edit: This is a very boring grey lenses to view our species. Our closest relatives is bonobos…

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      The complexity is too cognitively taxing so instead of just accepting that there will be people you don’t understand, they want to force everything to a strict mold they can easily comprehend, without needing to confront contradictions inherent to the human condition. Letting go of control and accepting the world is far beyond your capacity to fathom is a scary thing. But what is life but the act of letting go?

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    It is however a psyop to make women gay

    • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Is it working @captainlezbian@lemmy.world?

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    Bros jealous of her gains.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I know I am.

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    Just want to acknowledge that she’s put a heap of effort into that body and if I was lucky enough for her to want to snap me in half then old mate can call me fast if he wants.

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      Leanbeefpatty is also actually natty, which I think is why I still find her hella attractive despite the fact that she could probably snap me like a twig.

      Steroids are effective, but I personally don’t usually like what they create.

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      Death by Snu Snu

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    Conservatives truly are the most bitch-made motherfuckers in existence.

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      For being so proud of being straight they seem very insecure about their gender and sexuality and love homoerotic media.

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        It’s almost like they’re repressed

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          Republican Convention and Grindr spikes.

          Name a more iconic duo

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    It’s NOT Gay if he Wears “makeup” and “a wigs” and LOOKS like a Girl while MY Penis is INSIDE his Butthole! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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      signed

      DONAKD J. TRUNP

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        DO NAKED. TURNIP.

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    If reecethebrah sees a muscular woman, and the first thought he has is “THIS IS A PSYOP TO TURN MEN GAY,” then maybe he’s telling us more about how the inside of his head works than about the secret homosexual / female body building conspiracy that has been hiding in plain sight this entire time.

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    She’s Lean Beef Patty if you wanna know.

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