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Log in with caution
Carefully… CAREFULLY!
clicks the Delete My Account Instead button
AH FUCK!
More like, “are you sure?”
Are you really sure?
Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?
Sure, just… confirm your password
Confirmation code sent to your phone
Now, log out and back in, to be sure
You sure, right? Didn’t change your mind?
Okay, confirm link sent to email
Okay, but, like, take a look at what you’ll be missing. Are you really sure?
Oi, I’ll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?
Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don’t care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you’re leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y’know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters
Aight, just so you know, we’ll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.
Hate to see you go :(
We’ll miss you tons. Come back anytime!
*marks account inactive*
Yeah you’re right
I cahn’t believe you’ve done this.
I knew that potato would come in handy!
My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?
Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.
i thought that was !potatosim@lemmy.world what do you mean there’s no !potatosim@lemmy.world
That will give you root access
We’re going to return to user + password in the near future.
Please drink verification can to continue
The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.
Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the
passkeypisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.It costs the company millions a year but at least no poor person gets anything for free.
That pings your phone, you confirm that, which dispatches a dermatologist to your location to confirm your identity via birthmark. She hands you the frequency of a unique Chilean numbers station, you tune in to that and it reads off the one-time passcode you can use to login.
Passkeys, more likely.
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a very long password that (ideally) is only bound to a single device, requires a second identifier (biometric, PIN, password) and that is phishing resistant.
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Bitwarden has been working great with me as sits transition to passkeys, even big corporate ones.
But yeah in practice, google and facebook are going to probably dominate because they are the easy + free option.
KeepassXC supports passkeys as well.
thus rendering them redundant, because their strength is being bound to a single physical device. if they’re portable, they’re as good as asymmetric key pairs.
Their strength is being half a cryptographic key, not that they’re device bound.
That was a “requirement” that big tech wanted, to force you to be dependent on TPM storage, so you’d be forced to use a Trusted™ device and OS. It was made optional after pushback from basically everyone else.
Password managers support Passkeys now. Bitwarden and KeePassX among others.
As long as I trust that my password manager is secure, and as long as I use a strong master password or (better) have a hardware key to unlock it, it is way more secure than a password, and I can still install Linux without losing my logins.
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that’s not the point, passkeys are not vendor centric, they are a standard. you don’t want to duplicate a passkey for the same reason you don’t want to copy an SSH private key on multiple devices. it’s a security feature that allows disabling the account access in case the device becomes compromised (lost, stolen, infected, etc.)
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xmpp is still alive and is still an open standard
bound to a single device
Bitwarden let’s you sync your passkeys between devices. And you can also unlock your vault with one stored on a physical security key.
i refuse to give my phone my thumbprint or do a face unlock. i’m not sure if it’s still collecting a biometric bullshit on my face, but i have not done it myself. I’m a luddite here and i insist on it so no one (especially no one trying to violate the united states 4th amendment) can get into my phone without my permission or hacking into it.
i refuse to give my phone my thumbprint or do a face unlock. i’m not sure if it’s still collecting a biometric bullshit on my face, but i have not done it myself.
Then get a Yubikey. Replace “something you are” with “something you have”. It’s not ideal to have two somethings you have as your two factors, but a password to get into the computer to get to the passkey adds an extra layer that makes me comfortable with it.
I’m a luddite here and i insist on it so no one (especially no one trying to violate the united states 4th amendment) can get into my phone without my permission or hacking into it.
In the context of this discussion, it’s one of two factors. But I agree with you when it’s the only factor.
Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.
Edit: This is a joking reference from a Rick and Morty episode (S02E06).
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Oh, I’m sorry. It’s a reference to a Rick and Morty episode. I thought that’s what you were referring to.
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i never stopped
Log in with the honor system.
Login with Logout
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My mom says its okay to login
Half the people in here have logged in with your mom.
Sorry time=10pm and day=schoolnight so response was ‘no’
Login with hunter2
Why can’t i see your password?
I can see it, it’s *******
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?You’re such a
i put on my robe and wizard hat
somebody actually make an app where you log in with your calculator
Prove you’re a bot or a nerd by solving this equation:
One more reason for me to make an OnlyFans
It’s not the funniest one, I don’t have an account, and I don’t live near one. But if I ever see the option to log in with Jollibee on any legit service I am already using I am switching over to that ASAP.
Surely, potato won’t sell my data, right?
No but it expires every 30 days and you need to plant it and grow a new potato before you can log in again
ah yes, the Monsanto potato strategy. I should have known
But when you grow a new potato, it won’t be the same potato…right?
Always pick login with calculator, and spoof someone else’s id.
Login with your mom 👩🦳
Found the Filipino.
What’s more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?
With cheese and hotdogs.
It’s actually quite good.
And the mango pies! Oh are they delicious.
Great, now I want Jolibee.
They were founded in the Philippines though
i live nowhere near a jollibee 😭
Am I in?
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Yeah, that didn’t look right to me either.
Login with a solemn promise
Form 137, nice.
