somebody brought the pain
The tweet is a lie, the photo is from a novelty shop (thx falcunculus@jlai.lu)
Violence baguettes violence.
Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
“The food here is…”
THWACK THWACK THWACK
“…weapons-grade.”
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
I know a guy that nearly lost its thumb because of a baguette. A piece of the crust stuck under its nail. He didn’t paid attention at first, but it begins to become infected and necrotic. Ended up in the hospital for surgery and antibiotics.
Never underestimate the baguette.
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
It’s a bread knife.
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that “assault with a deli weapon” guy hears about this
Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.
Hon hon hon
stabuette a little with my baguette
the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
It always made sense.
Baguette! Haa haarrr grr!
Baguette!
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a stabaguette before!
Bruchetti
hon hon homicide
Were they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
There were shuriken in the croissants as well
