Couchfucker gonna divorce his wife because inconsolable differences (eg she don’t wanna be baptised)
He’s probably just going to accidentally on purpose let ICE snatch her, which sounds fucked up but he’s a religious white guy in a position of power soooo…
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He’s likely not actually religious given his very recent conversion.
However, there’s no faith like the zealotry of the adult convert.
Given his techo-weenie backing Im not sure this isn’t all for show
We need to speak more about how there has been a large far-right push to identify as “Catholic converts.”
*irreconcilable differences
*inconceivable differences
Yes that’s the one
JDVance had Charlie Kirk killed for two reasons. 1) a false flag to further fascism and 2) to fuck his wife.
*to fuck his wife’s couch
He was just in the way. – Hermann Göring regarding the execution of Ernst Röhm
Vance is extremely online so he can probably see that in the conservative safe spaces his marriage to a brown woman is a huge hindrance to him becoming the heir to maga
Calling it now.
By the time he runs for president he’ll be with Neck Hole’s widow to increase his odds with the racists.
He liked her leather pants.
It’s a stage that only tend to be there for people who never married for love in the first place.
