xc2215x@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoJD Vance and Erika Kirk's Warm Hug at Turning Point Event Goes Viralpeople.comexternal-linkmessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down10
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minus-squareBlum0108@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 month agoAt JD’s every couch is a love seat.
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThe plastic on the furniture is for your protection.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoHmm polyester and fabric
minus-squareBring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month ago “You smell like my couchas lounge.”
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month ago“…though you’ve had more people on you than my couch” “Are you calling me a slut?” “No, I’m just unlikeable.”
minus-squarerayyy@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoFast moving leather upholstery coming in HOT.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoHence the leather pants. “I wanna be between your cushions.”
“You smell like my couch.”
At JD’s every couch is a love seat.
The plastic on the furniture is for your protection.
Hmm polyester and fabric
She went to J. and she got the D.
“…though you’ve had more people on you than my couch”
“Are you calling me a slut?”
“No, I’m just unlikeable.”
Fast moving leather upholstery coming in HOT.
Hence the leather pants.
“I wanna be between your cushions.”