The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
We have Hitler’s DNA?
So I guess there is a nonzero chance that there will be a Hitler-clone someday in the future.
Fits this timeline.Dolly 2.0 will be a a megalomaniac sheep. And she will try to exterminate all the black sheep, I assume.
The video game will be as if Jeff Minter made Wolfenstein.
Novel and movie, “The Boys From Brazil.”
Mengele saved some of Hitler’s DNA and made dozens of clones; the boys were distributed to couples all over the world…
Research will be financed by Elon Musk…
I would be curious where they got it from. After Hitler killed himself, his and Eva Braun’s remains were burned by his adjutant. Some dental remains were found at the spot which matched Hitler’s dental records and which are the only confirmed remains of his body. The Soviets claimed to have found more remains that they exhumed and taken away. They also claimed those were later destroyed and all that was kept was a skull and a jawbone. This is more likely false since eyewitnesses to the burning of the body stated that only ashes remained.
Looking at sources it does seem that the skull fragment was found in the Soviet archives in the 90s and early 2000s and was DNA tested against blood collected from the couch were Hitler apparently committed suicide. The skull came back as containing female DNA while the blood contained male DNA.
So the only two sources of potential DNA for Hitler are his teeth remains and the blood collected from that couch but I’m wondering how do they know that the blood was Hitler’s and not someone else’s? A lot of other people committed suicide around the same time as Hitler or soon after.
You also need epigenome not just genome
So we would get a Hitler clone with possible deformities and other health issues on top of Kallmann Syndrome?
Great, I am sure that would significantly improve his mood and totally not lead to senseless acts of extreme angry violence against some unfortunate group of scapegoats!
Tbh a Hitler clone may choose to live a ‘normal’ life in this timeline.
l doubt that, considering he would be raised and live with the people who cloned him.
And I raise the hypothesis that “leading a normal life” would not fit the motives of these people.I meant to say, all things equal, Hitler’s genes didn’t make him do the stuff he did, but rather the environment and opportunity.
If his genes were, say, secretly implanted into a couple’s kid by a rogue IVF clinic employee and he got raised as a ‘normal’ kid, he’d probably not differentiate much. Even if his ‘identity’ got leaked after 20-30 years, I’d like to believe “Hitler’s 2nd coming” would not become a neo-nazi in over 50% of cases. This was the hypothetical playing in my mind. Yours is/was different. Being raised as the natural heir and successor of the great Aryan German Reich would likewise probably work on the holder of any gene sequence.
I believe they removed his brain and it mysteriously went missing.
Literally went missing. As opposed to his followers. Their brains went figuratively missing when they started following him and his modern acolytes.
Sounds like Stephen Miller has the same disorder.
Definitely has a tiny dick
Another thing him and Musk have in common.
And Trump too, apparently.
Scientific proof of small dick energy
I wish he just would have bought a ridiculously oversized car instead, as the rest of the small-dickers…
Let’s send Elon back in time to build him a cybertruck.
Cyberwagon*
*Cyberwagen
Tippfluch!
We already did that with the VW
there were some ridiculously oversized tanks involved instead
Dick size has nothing to do with it. Plenty of awesome dudes with smaller sized dicks.
Of all the things it’s no longer socially acceptable to make fun on, people with small dicks still seem to be fair game.
Put this up there with Elon’s botched dick surgery for why fragile men obsess over genetics
Wait, what?
Hey that’s not fair, I’m a fragile man obsessed with my failings!
But yeah no you right, trying to make up superiority to cover feelings of failure and insecurity is a classic.
I mean… something like that does effect your life in a very negative way.
Fuck hitler and all. But this feels like making fun of him for being abused by his dad.
And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel, point being?
I feel like the atrocities of eugenicists outweighs me feeling sorry for them. Why not dissect that malformation of humanity that makes such a disgusting thing as to shape a fascist?
I am not white knighting for them. But this talk is how people insecure about stupid shit like dick size.
‘OH, you are a defective. You must be a weak insecure facist.’
I do not feel bad for him over this. He deserved all of his suffering. But goddamn, let’s focus on the shit that actually matters and not feed into actual toxic masculinity bullshit.
One indication of becoming a true adult is to accept personal ownership of all our flaws, and work to fix them, even if they were caused by our parents. We’ve got to grow up, own shit, and fix it.
Tell that to the people mocking you and acting like it makes you lesser.
Hey, my parents fucked me up in childhood too but I’m old now & they’re long gone. There came a time I realized I had to stop blaming them for my flaws, own my own shit, & fix it. But hey, as long as Elon’s dad is still alive, he belongs in prison for the things he did to his children.
It’s common knowledge he had a fucked up dick. Similar to Trumps actually. And I’m not just talking shit that is actual science 🤣
Hitler only had one ball.
What do you think of a man with one ball… do you think he had two strikes against him?
Musk was so envious, he joined them
A proven correlation between the need to control other people and a smol pp? Color me surprised.
Lifted pick up trucks didn’t exist back then
If only someone had given him a Ford F-9950 millions of deaths could have been avoided.
This explains a lot.
So he had a baby dick?
So, it’s true then; Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Hitler had only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
But it off when he was small
(Love how things evolve by word of mouth)
Wow, the song was right?
Mein Kampf with Sexual Dysfunction: The unpublished memoir.
We are still talking about this guy? We have a lot of hitler alive doing what they want in the present.
Fake news
Why? What makes you think so?
Hint: He’s a massive shithead.
How much fault does this man hold for being so awful and how much fault does his upbringing/community hold?
Ah yes. The obligatory fake news larper defending the nazi.
