Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
we live in such a strange fucking timeline
“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”
Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.
Wait, this is real? What the fuck
I legitimately don’t know and I’m afraid to search it, please send help
Its real, It’s head cannon now.
😎
i saw something that looked like those emails what claimed this, but i have not devoted time to vetting it.
You got this without the text? I like silly cats
Perfect
Purrrrrfect
Hell ya. Thanks!
puff puff pass kitty
I do not, sorry. But you could fix it up yourself to get rid of the text or possibly have Gemini, etc. do it for you!!
Why take a few minutes to find a picture when you could use gallons of water to just make one?
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
Fuckin what
Blowing what
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
If being a pedophile doesn’t bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I’m gonna be pissed
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
What happened?
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.
The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton’s impeachment begs to differ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report
Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit…Because Starr’s office allegedly leaked portions to press about sexual details that were mentioned in his report, he was criticized for using the scandal as a political maneuver and was charged for violating legal ethics by presenting information irrelevant to an investigation as evidence of legal wrongdoing.
That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.
Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.
He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn’t even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.
Whatever, slick Willie was a sexual predator.
Aww, it’s so quaint these days!
No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.
If he had just said, “Yeah, Monica blew me,” he would have been fine.
His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.
And he won against congress in that impeachment.
i was there i seen’t it too
We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.
The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn’t notice that this was lemmyshitpost.
It’s lemmyshitpost, but it’s also true, to further flummox you.
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
My eyes! They burn! Ahhhhhh!
They unfortunately do not make bleach for your mind’s eye. This is a weight we will all have to carry, kin.
I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back
What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.
It’s possible Trump just loves to take a load that much and it’s purely selfish for him.
Donald doesn’t brush, which lead to dentures, so it’s all gums
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
We’ve been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call
Eww you guys fuck pussies?
Gaaaaay
Guys… What if this was the reason he didn’t want the Epstein files released? He doesn’t care about everyone knowing he’s a pedo; he just doesn’t want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.
That makes so much sense actually
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
Also avoids drinking. Maybe he just can’t control teh gay if he takes a few.
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
Giving head is often enjoyable
tell that to my wife. plz
Oh, she already knows.
you clearly never sucked dick before.
Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.
So I guess what I’m saying is… Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Trump is a narcissist. He would only care about how he could benefit from sucking Clinton’s cock.
People with NPD are subhuman filth
Not all of them, since there are those with it who do try to change. But they’re so few that they’re basically outliers.
All of them. We need a mandatory testing and sterilisation program to remove NPD from the gene pool.
Forced eugenics is always a bad thing. Don’t be a Nazi.
Edit: to expand, Cluster B personality disorders aren’t necessarily genetic. Yes, they have a significant genetic component, but an estimated 29% are due to environmental factors.
And not everyone with a cluster B personality disorder is a monster. It’s not uncommon for surgeons to have them, as detachment from empathy is a bonus in that profession.
You’re the Nazi, you’re the one defending pedophiles like Trump
Being a narcissist and being a pedophile aren’t mutually inclusive.
I’m not the one advocating the extermination of a group of people like a Nazi. That’s you.
Can we not with the eugenics? I get that a lot of NPD people suck. Personal experience. But that is an absolutely unhinged conclusion.
How dare you defend Donald Trump, MAGA fascist
Uh huh… Mind telling me who the biggest proponents of eugenics have been historically?
Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!
Doesn’t prove anything, but proof doesn’t mean anything anymore. https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/what-is-bubba-mark-epsteins-comment-on-trump-in-2018-email-sparks-row-is-it-bill-clinton-101763061101767.html
For those too lazy to click
In the chain of emails between Jeffrey and Mark Epstein from March 2018, Mark makes a series of comments on the relationship between Jeffrey and Trump. In one of those emails, dated March 21, 2018, Mark asks his brother to ask Steve Bannon if Russian President Vladimir Putin has a photo of “Trump blowing Bubba.”
In starts with an email from Mark asking Jeffrey about his health. To which, Jeffrey replies that he is with Steve Bannon. In response, Mark writes: “Ask him if Putin has photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”
The mention of the President “blowing Bubba” has caused a storm on social media, as ‘Bubba’ is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton, who is also alleged to have been associated with Epstein.
I clicked the link, and it’s fucking cancer
Popups, ads, trying to go back to lemmy takes it to another page.
Yes I know what ad block is. I’m on mobile.
uBlock Origin for Firefox?
Not available on iOS.
Here’s the system wide ad block I use on iOS
You can install it on Orion browser
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Must be a tall blowjob recipient?
Or they’re standing on something.
Good point.
Perhaps a long-pp individual.
