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Empty@lemmynal.space to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

Fox News airs breaking Trump alert as president ‘assessed by radiologists’

www.express.co.uk

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Fox News airs breaking Trump alert as president ‘assessed by radiologists’

www.express.co.uk

Empty@lemmynal.space to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago
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The President's health came under scrutiny at a White House press conference.
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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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    Imagine dying just to dodge the Epstein files.

    • Zephorah@discuss.online
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      He looked like he was dying during the generals speech. Don’t underestimate the force of the catecholamine cycle. It is, in part, how someone can look 60 at 40 after a rough life.

      This man’s body is already under siege by obesity and neurological deficits, in addition to probable congestive heart failure (those cankles). Ramping up the catecholamine cycle could kill him.

      I can’t imagine he has healthy kidneys either, given his weight, diet, and probable CHF, which could very well be secondary to kidney failure.

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        Also something Xanderhal pointed out during his streams is that Trumps blood isn’t refilling pinch points properly either, like if you punch a bit of skin it goes white because the blood leaves it but then refills yeah Trump’s body isn’t doing that anymore or at least is real fucken slow.

        • Zephorah@discuss.online
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          Where are we seeing his cap refill action on camera? Link please.

          • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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            I think the 60 minute interview has the best examples, may have to look for them though.

            I’m on phone so no links. :(

    • falseWhite@lemmy.world
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      That’s what I’m asking for from Santa this year .

    • meathorse@lemmy.world
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      I’d still consider it a win.

    • QuarterSwede@lemmy.world
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      Except that he’s a narcissist and true narcissists don’t think they will die.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    metastatic anal tumor

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Poor tumor…

      Also, isn’t that what we call people wearing Zuck’s dickcheese goggles?

    • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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      I dunno. Spinal cancer is horrendously painful. That might be better.

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    Let me guess - the tumor has entirely replaced what should have been a brain.

    • Destide@feddit.uk
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      Have some respect that tumour is the President

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        It’s been spreading for far too long.

        • fonix232@fedia.io
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          I think the only option we have is surgical removal 😔

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    Die.

    Slow but not too slow.

    And very painfully.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What an amazing Christmas gift that would be

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe something like the emperor from The Dark Crystal, perhaps?

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Convenient timing huh…

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    He wont die. He’s blessed by nurgle.

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Nurgle wouldn’t touch that piece of trash, somethings are too rotten for it

      • Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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        Lol I want a this to be cannon lore, But im too convinced. just put a unclean one side by side and compare. Then add rfk to the mix and its the only thing that makes any sense. Emperor save us.

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          Granted, there are many similarities, but i don’t think papa nurgle is a pedo!

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            He did slaanesh before rfk converted him to nurgle?

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      nurgle pardon in the works next

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        🤣 honestly on brand for this timeline.

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    Not breaking. This is old news. Unlike the emails from Epstein about him spending alone time with the children at Epstein’s house

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      Those kids wished they were alone.

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    Fuckin click bait teasing people like that… Those journalists should be ashamed.

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    Rare opportunity to be pro cancer!

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    Come on cancer! You can do it!

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    Radiologists? The 5g was coming from Trump the whole time!

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    They say his legs resemble sausages found near the Trinity nuclear site in 1945.

    • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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      So does his complexion under all that bronzer. Like Bannon, he’s actually a golem made of Spam, animated by some eldritch force.

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    The radical left gave me cancer

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    They tried to find a brain without success?

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