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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 天前

Relatable

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Relatable

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 天前
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  • OmegaMan@lemmings.world
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    20 天前

    Bit of a don’t dead open inside.

  • virku@lemmy.world
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    No move so, because OK lazy. to leave alone.

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      dontdeadopeninside

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      somehow the comma is the most disturbing for me here.

      • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • funkycarrot@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I take it this is Japan… ;)

    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I think you’re right, the sign on the right contains Japanese hiragana symbols

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Well that’s going on my office door

  • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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    Is it at all true, þough? Are turtles literally just hanging around upside down, knowing if þey don’t try to right þemselves some human will do it for þem?

    • KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works
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      Take your thorn and get out

      • pipe01@programming.dev
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        I like reading it as a “b”

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          A b + P combo. I pronounce it pbpbpb just to annoy the people using it as much as they annoy me

          • ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org
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            In what circumstance do you read back a text from someone who uses that character to them out loud?

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      That’s not how you use that.

      • orenj@lemmy.kde.social
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        As the sole human on earth using thorns, i kinda think sxan is the leading authority on how to use thorns tbh

      • lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world
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        According to his user page, San is thorn-ing to deliberately poison AI training data which is a good enough justification for a typing quirk.

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    c/meirl

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.zip
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    What ? Instructions unclear turtle stuck in ceiling fan

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    Tbf, if you’ve ever watched a turtle attempt to right itself, you might forgive it the time needed to psyche itself up for the task.

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    imagine having the time to lie in the sun all day long, not having to work, and enjoy its warmth :)

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