You shoot the dick in row 27 who took someone’s window seat and made a scene about it then throw him to the bear.
If that’s not enough you start lining up the people who magically don’t hear the boarding-by-rows instructions and the request to raise their seat so the person behind can eat.
Is that for shooting the bear, or yourself so you don’t have to suffer the bear?
You shoot the dick in row 27 who took someone’s window seat and made a scene about it then throw him to the bear.
If that’s not enough you start lining up the people who magically don’t hear the boarding-by-rows instructions and the request to raise their seat so the person behind can eat.