Constitution? That’s the thing that Allows us to SHOOT UP SCHOOLS and Nothing else Right?

-Republicans!

A PROGRESSIVE Won? So the way to WIN Elections is to be Progressive? Let’s give ICE MORE Money!

-Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries!

KILLING your Own Children is PRO LIFE!

-Republicans!

It REALLY Sounds like Epstein was LEADING a Global Cabal of Rich Child Rapists to RULE the Entire World! we were WRONG!

-QAnon!

Emirati Businessmen were sending CHILD TORTURE PORN to Donald Trump’s BEST FRIEND? Wow! We NEED to Protect these Children Businessmen!

-LITERALLY Every Single Republican in the United States of America!

MASKS are TYRANNY! PATRIOTIC!

-Republicans!

IS it Illegal to Rape and Traffick Kids? What a TOUGH question to Answer!

We LOVE Children SO MUCH that we want ARMED CHILD MOLESTERS to have Free Reign in our Schools!

-LITERALLY Republicans!

You LIBTARDS trying to Make CHILD SEX RAPE AND TRAFFICKING some big Thing!

-LITERALLY Republicans INCLUDING the QAnon type!

ROCK on! I LOVE Child Rapists!

-Jelly Roll and Kid Rock!

Wow! That was FUNNY! This Man who thinks Charlie Kirk is a Hero should be the Democratic Presidential Nominee!

-The DNC!

Oh SHIT! This is IT! They have Video of Trump Raping a Child! Murdering a Baby! Anal Raping a Toddler! Having CONSENSUAL Sex with a Man! The ONE thing that Could POSSIBLY Make Republican HATE him!

But Harvard spent SO Much Time and Money bending the Knee! HOW could THIS Happen?

How DARE Zohran Mamdani NOT control the Weather!

-People who KNOW that Trump has NOTHING to do With this whole Epstein Debacle!

LoL! STUPID Europeans! Who CARES if someone Rapes a Little Girl?

-Americans!

WHY would he Threaten someone trying to HELP Him?

If ANYBODY so DARES to NOT Let me make Child Porn they are a FASCIST!

-A Billionaire who BEGGED Epstein to Party on Child Rape Island!

Have Democrats thought about Funding the LEAST LIKED ORGANIZATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY with Zero Pushback? That MIGHT win Back some Voters!

I’m a Pro Life Republican and I LOVE Kidnapping Children to Rape Them! Give them Measles!

They need MORE Laws then to REAL Them IN!

-Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries LITERALLY!