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It’s not even about delaying the punchline, it’s setting it up, otherwise there is no context for “lighter” to make any sense. It also scans better as “little lighter”.

I asked my locally hosted Qwen3 14B, it thought for 5 minutes and then gave the correct answer for the correct reason (it did also mention efficiency).

Hilariously one of the suggested follow ups in Open Web UI was “What if I don’t have a car - can I still wash it?”

Does Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano count? It’s sung in Gibberish that was meant to sound like an American singing in english to non english speakers.

I’ve never really been into pop music but Gangnam Style was just so much fun and musically interesting.

This is going to make life hard for hobbyists not criminals.

Genuinely thought it was in a straight jacket for a sec.

The queen of England in the 1760’s.

I want to be cremated, I don’t care what happens after that. I tell my wife to just put me in the bin.

It hadn’t occurred to me that it was an option, but now how am I supposed to not.

Although sulforaphane research on cancer has been ongoing for many years, there is no good clinical evidence to indicate consuming sulforaphane-rich vegetables or dietary supplements provides any effect. Wikipedia

Hmm

Especially after a golden pash.

In Australia we call it a biscock.

I mean Dawkins is anti trans, so he can fuck off, but the rest are pretty cool.

I thought God is Not Great was much better.

My first election, I voted conservative because that’s just how my family voted and I didn’t know better. I get your embarrassment.

January 2008 I had just turned 16 and on summer break from high school. I was an awkward nerdy guy but mostly life was pretty good.

Me too, the call button flashes rainbow colours for a few seconds after finishing dialing it. Actually hitting the call button did nothing.

Time is an illusion, lunch time, doubly so.