At this point why won’t they just create an AI that mimics me across multiple social media platforms? If they’re stealing my data they should at least do the honors of posting for me

Goldfinger have been real silent since this dropped

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

Mmmmh yes, I sure love it when the supermarket accepts my passion and love for pushing the envelope and moving humanity forward through tech to pay my groceries. Add to that the banks who pay my debt for me as long as I aim to improve human health through data-driven approaches and AI, leveraging today’s technology for tomorrow’s challenges. Anyone else?

B…but muh free market economy

Infection is the best protection? Alright then Rand, please get infected with HIV so that you may be protected from it in the future. Better yet, expose yourself to Marburg virus so you’ll never have to use a vaccine ever again. Doesn’t sound so smart now does it?

I mean, did we really think the genocidal apartheid regime would do this any differently?

Well someone read The Handmaid’s Tale and was moved by it completely in the wrong way. Shit, he’s pretty much describing Gilead and any other theocratic totalitarian regimes we never thought would exit the realms of fiction. Sad piece of shit I hope the weight of his hate will weigh him down forever.

They always talk about protecting the west yet they love Russia and all it stands for (just can’t openly say it because evil EU sanctions)

Awww look the misogynist fascist wants his rights he denied others :(

Oh boy now I can add this to my “Americans being so far gone that they don’t realize a movie about US imperialism is a movie about US imperialism”. Almost like MAGA thinking Homelander is a celebration of Trump for 3 whole seasons before realizing it may actually he the opposite.

And heat is hot. Who would have thought that having a gas canister in your home and having it burn natural gas INSIDE of your home could somehow worsen indoor air quality. Why don’t we just put our gas grill inside as well because clearly big electricity is just spreading fake news that gas is bad.

Please, don’t give me hope. This feels like seeing a photo of a loved one you lost. Still hurts that we had this in the past and now no more

It’s actually Oppenheimer who’s the villain that’s the big twist. Doctor Doom arrives to warn earth of the second coming of Oppenheimer who brings an even bigger bomb.

Excellent revival of a classic meme. Love to see it! Seriously though the world’s top-class physicists have to look into this quantum phenomenon. Clearly we can’t go and check ourselves because we would perturb the system by observing it.