The white one looks like she’s thinking “geez I hate that guy SO MUCH” lmao
alice 30 y.o. she/her
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MSYS2 is a lifesaver!
mrrrp *slowly blinks*
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•When a junior dev joins the team
14·3 months agoSenior devs don’t wash their balls. Got it.
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•in the end does it really matter if you feel better tho?English
2·3 months agoYou learn something every day!!
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•in the end does it really matter if you feel better tho?English
4·3 months agounfortunately the world is falling apart already on its own…
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•in the end does it really matter if you feel better tho?English
3·3 months agooutside: snakes
inside: snacks
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•in the end does it really matter if you feel better tho?English
14·3 months agoa bit of column A and a bit of column B
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cats@lemmy.world•The body pillow is specifically for them and they know it.
2·3 months agopush button to start purring.
OMG I love this!
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•no officer its "hi, how are you" not "how high are you"English
8·4 months agoGod forbid a girl has hobbies! Keep at it!
Just the other day I was thinking that we need to create an EUB (european union bus) standard to replace USB (united states bus) 🤣
Glad to not be the only one who has thought about that 🤣
They always love you… They just don’t show it much, they’re like kids from that point of view. But when they’re dying they realise they don’t have much time together, and they want to maximise it. They’re like “thank you for everything, you’re the best I love you and I want to stay with you until I’m dead”
That’s because insanity is stored as a floating point number. It doesn’t wrap, but at a certain point it maxes out at Infinity. That’s when you know you have ascended.
Technically it also exists the negative Infinity level of insanity, but scientists are not sure if that’s really a thing or not.
This is genius
One time a client of the first type complemented us for the inclusion of a certain feature in the application. It was a mistake, shouldn’t have been there. But he was so happy about it and so… it’s still there
I love when the clients are always positive and excited even when you present them objective trash.
I hate when the clients are always negative and grumpy even when you present them quality stuff.
The few ones of the first type make the second type more bearable :)
If anything it feels like it’s getting worse

I also need to get my shit together…