Did you catch that thing at 0:21?

“You are a re-…you are not a smart person.”

“Ohhh that must mean you’re a bot! Or Russian! Or secretly a Trumper! Talking back means you’re a fascist!”

-Your typical Blue No Matter Who voter

And if you tell them you’re voting third party instead, they think you’re a Trumper. Yay.

Oh, wages are covered.

The job works on commission. Any property acquired through civil forfeiture during your duties in the Election Integrity Army are yours to keep.

Agreed. You put it in better words than I have.

Unpopular opinion: The Blue No Matter Who people won’t vote for AOC, because she’s too “uppity” to follow the party line.

The only way a third party gets in is if there’s a coup. The Big Two aren’t going to let anyone else at the table willingly.

The Democrats get the voters they advocate.

Soft Democrats get voters who are soft on Republicans. “I’m sure Trump won’t be so bad this time.”

Hard Democrats get voters who are ready to put the hurt on humanity’s enemies. “I’m voting for a 24/7 live cam of Trump in a dark, cold cell.”

I looked into this source some more thanks to that archive today link. As I figured, the title is a misrepresentation of the situation.

The actual thing that the article is talking about is the withholding of FEMA funds for certain states (California and Colorado in particular), which just so happen to include fire prevention. The article title would have you believe that the feds are holding back fire prevention funds specifically.

Here are some actual (not paywalled) sources that corroborate my interpretation of OP’s source:

Denied FEMA aid for Colorado

Newsom asks for disaster funds extension

I claim your source is a liar, and made things up.

It’s easy to fabricate the contents of paywalled media sources as well. If only a handful of people can prove you wrong, your version of the article becomes the truth.

I learned in chemistry class that rich people have a fondness for the enhanced air produced by O₃ generators. That’s three oxygens instead of two, which means the rich people don’t have to waste as much time with breathing like the rest of us O₂ huffers.

Or if the new president has a particularly large set of balls, they can, uh, conduct a re-enactment of the Red Wedding. No EOs required, and the president can pack the court afterwards with their own guys. It aligns SCOTUS term limits with the presidential ones nicely.

Good. I’m quite done with all the edging.

Bernie commands the weak force, though. And we all know that the weak force only has time for the Left.

He’ll ask the Supreme Court to rule that viruses are illegal aliens in need of deportation by ICE.

I’m sure Trump will say, “It’s going away. It’ll go away. Things go away. No question in my mind that it will go away”, again.

I find religious MAGA to be like that religious guy from the MAGA gang in Manhunt.

• “Be thorough. He has a serpent’s wiles.”
• “Beware. The mongrel has the Devil as his guide.”
• “Can you feel it? The LORD’s blessings courses through our veins.”
• “A hail of fists upon him!”
• “We must deliver him! For judgement!”

Humans smell like farts

• Hello doctor.
• Hello doctor.
• Hello doctor.
• I don’t believe his head is medically necessary.
• We should remove his head.
• I concur.
• I concur.
• We should then use his head as a soccer ball.
• Yes.
• For medical reasons, of course.
• That sounds fun.
• Off with his head!
• Kick him in the balls.

Oh yes. I see Rubio is off to remind the Pope that he’s advocating the Sin of Mercy. All true Christians know that God will toss anyone who practices “forgiveness” into the Fire, as he did to the Romans who attempted to murder his kid. I’m sure Emperor Tiberius regretted a few things when Jesus strangled him to death with his bare, holy hands.