Russia could stop this today. Give back all the land and children you stole, pay reparations, and get the fuck out of Ukraine. That’s how your country survives…

Me driving home with my drive-thru order like the fierce hunter I was born to be.

But seriously, great pictures!

(Please keep it away from Neil)

I’m sorry if a silly, throwaway joke upsets you this much. I really want to squash this conflict…

Same, dog. Same…

W-what?

So does humping a spaghetti squash and we’re not supposed to do that!

EDIT: Sheesh, bunch of prudes… But it does feel good!

It does seem happier this way.

Oof. I’ve had bad jobs, but being told not to do your job so you can instead directly help AI replace you!? I would absolutely not do this, or at least not plan on being there for very long…

I want this on a banana hammock.

Please take a vacation!
He has a family. 🙏🏽

Doubt it was SIDS, it’s right there in the name: Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Apparently, it pretty much only affects infants under a year old, with 90% of cases occurring before 6 months. It would be almost unheard of if it affected both of her 18-month-old toddlers at the exact same time. Very sad, I’m glad they’re investigating this…

Torx is king, but I would happily use only Phillips if we as humans got rid of slotted screws/screwdrivers. Every single time I’m forced to use one it annoys me. You can minimize it slipping out by using the right size, but who the hell wants to use or carry more than one of these? And it still doesn’t eliminate the problems, whether you use it for high or low torque applications…

INTERROBANG

I wish it wouldn’t.

I guess it depends on the definition? If he set out to scam a bunch of money from his supporters, become King Of the Racists, and rape children with Epstein, then yeah; he succeeded.

But he’s nearing the end of his natural life and he clearly failed to find joy. He failed to be loyal to his country. He failed to show empathy, and experience the happiness that goes along with it. He failed to be human and it’s too late now, he’s almost gone…

In poker, you don’t play your hand, you play your opponents.

I also like this guy’s wife.

Have I heard of him?