Too bad. So sad, Matt.

I must have the stupid version of this parasite because I’ve been constipated all week

I dare you to take AI-written code from a corporation and call it your own. See how fast that company sues you

Missed opportunity: Assworstos

If you feel the need to eat McDonald’s because of what other people think, then you have worse problems.

Who else can I argue with about who Christina Aguilera gave head to first?

Rather just not read it

Not worth the effort imho

Naww… it’s about the infinite growth. “Shrinkflation, planned obsolescence, and enshittification” all describe aspects of it.

There are very few (you can probably count them on your hands) companies that don’t do it, such as Arizona tea. The worst offenders are publicly traded companies because they need to show that “infinite growth” to investors.

I’ve “read my last free article”.

Fuck you, Wired

Learning about the world through 500-character snippets, or 30-second videos, is not a serious way to engage with knowledge.

Just don’t consume it. Same for blogs.

It’s like junk food. It’s not going away, so just don’t consume it.

Flight of the Valkyries for me

Did you just have a stroke?

Gee. All the bullshit makes our country a bad investment?

Who knew? (Plenty of us did know)

Look at all the angry comments by cyclists (with upvotes) and you’ll have your answer!

Big ones, especially

Lies! All lies!

Sorry I shit in the punch bowl. It will happen again

It will still give you an upper bound. “No better than X on average”

Always give a 2-star rating and explain that you would rather give it zero stars. Google won’t remove it without much more investigation.