I’m gonna die and like it.

It’s absurdist. Like I said, file compression is ubiquitous and the reason for that is because of its undeniable utility. Thinking you can avoid file compression by being rich (by buying more storage space or network throughput) has likely NEVER occurred to anyone. I posted this joke on a comment about someone not understanding file compression at a basic level i.e. not even knowing how to use basic tools to get uncompressed files from compressed ones. The joke is taking this one step further from the perspective of someone so out of touch with the tech, that they’d rather not learn and choose the absolute worst attitude possible.

Yeah, I wasn’t being serious. You don’t have to convince me file compression is ubiquitous, but I appreciate your dedication to educating people. :)

20??? I’m pretty sure if you scroll down past 5 results you’re already in the top 1% of users doing so.

File compression is for poor people.

I call everyone “bro” and “dude” but only in the passive or collective sense. I don’t say “my wife is a dude” but I do say “dude, what’s up?” to my wife. It’s just how I talk and she doesn’t care.

But also I refer to people how they want to be referred to.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Skl71urqKu0

The fattest pigs make the crispiest bacon.

I’ve been playing Outer Worlds. The first one. I didn’t even know there was a second one… Anyway, I’m here too be a silver-tongued loot gremlin and this game fully enabled such a fantasy. So I’m having a good time.

My favorite Australian song right now is I HATE RICH CUNTS by MUDRAT.

Edit: I also really like Tom Cardy. If you’re a fan of comedic music, at least check out Big Breakfast.

I also find it a bit strange that people are not allowed to express their dissatisfaction with the current system without having perfect reasoning as to why AND a holistic solution to their situation. I think you should be able to say “I’m not sure this is working” without also having the burden of being the architect of the future world laid upon you.

Compys! Or Compsognathus if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

Hopefully not as voluminous as you though.

I bought a silly game that just launched called Escape From Duckov. Played it for three hours straight! It’s kinda addicting.

You can’t fool me. You’re just trying to offload your pancake surplus! (I’ll take three stacks please…)

To buy a house. And yeah.

I tend to describe EFT’s learning curve as “hostile”.

I’m gonna join the first Genestealer cult that gets to me first.

Can’t get turned into a zombo if I’m already one! C’mere and gimme that hug!

Really? I heard he really turned his life around so to speak.