Well, since Trump’s parents are immigrants then I guess he cant be President under Article II, Section 1, Clause 5. Seems like the only logical conclusion.

Seeing as Im Native American, which at one point was 100% of the American population but is now 2%, I’ll probably know our next President or have a decent shot at it.

Lift the ban on kei trucks you fucking cowards…

Ask them how is the weather in India?

Same result, final resting place was the toilet.

“So we’re like, evil evil now” EA, probably.

And there will be 3 name/logo changes before then.

I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.

Gallowboob is in shambles…

#GOOD

Thanks for the uplifting news! Happy Thanksgiving!

I started my Masters thesis at 8pm and submitted it at 11:59pm before it was due at 12am and got 110%. Its the only way I could have done it.

#CUM

Ha, I took January off. Good luck!

Uh yeah tell me about it. My wife has been a teacher for a decade and theres usually a bit of burn out in May towards the tail end of the year but Ive already had to take 3 days off to talk her off the ledge. Teacher burn out yearly but not usually in Q1…

“I support whatever you want to do but let’s work on exit strategies first before you up and quit today”.

Yore correct, thanks.

Gluck-gluck in a field?

My wife is a teacher at a school with a high immigrant/refugee population. There’s legit families here legally being wrangled up by ICE. Mom or Dad being ghosted with students having to be unenrolled and moved to a different family member across the country.

My man

Haven’t watched but I assume the synapses is, “It’s fucking sucks”?

Netflix doing Netflix things.