SeductiveTortoise

This smoke appears blue, so it’s a boy fire. None of that gay trans stuff they fear so much!

Of course is he as a rapist and morally deprived man trying to fuck the flag.

OH YEAH? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY? GO AWAY!

😭😭😭

“This was part of a religious ceremony.”

And the term web server doesn’t mean it has to run the whole of AWS. It just means it can deliver some content over http.

I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor Microsoft may yet be heard in every corner of the West!

I’m not a fan of python too, so I get her crying.

Yeah, I don’t see why you think they weren’t in my focus.

If it is, I have no clue about it. I just really think that bouncy castles should be a part of a good company event.

“Here is half a pint of cream and a spoon.”

“Ew, why would I eat that?”

“Sorry, I forgot to mention I threw in a bunch of sugar and then froze it.”

It had a few years to refine its kinks.

You clever, I like.

I just want to get drunk and have fun in the bouncy castle 😭

No, wait a second. Forget getting drunk, I might throw up in there. Just give me the bouncy castle!

NO RAISE FOR YOU!

Yeah, I doubt that. Sure, the overinflated stock makes the number go big, but he didn’t get there without seriously harming everyone on his way.

He’s trying to break unions wherever he sees one. He’s trying to break governments in different countries whenever he thinks they might threaten his way of life. He cheaps out on sensors that could make his shitty cars a little less lethal.

He’s a threat on everybody’s pursuit of a good life to enrich himself just a little bit more. Just some billions, he definitely needs those. He’s cancer, and he wants to grow.

Then they start jizzing all over everything

Yeah, but they clean their butt with the same tongue, so…

*Bernd

I don’t pay taxes in the USA, but I want my go as well.

I hate people writing about his “worth”. He’s worth shit. He robbed 800 billion from us.