Oh you guys with your pro-Ruzzia hard-ons.

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Happiness is just one lobotomy away

What an ALPHA manly man with hardworking man-hands!

…where did his chin go though?

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As the US Rapist/Felon-in-Chief would say: ”They’re eating the doNgs!”

…uniquely, personally brined even…

You can make cock-au-vín, obviously…

Yes please. And don’t be stingy on the France

Sounds good. Throw in an extra helping of France, please woth a side of France.

I’ll have an FLT too please! With extra France

Straight from the Ministry of Truth, in co-operation with Ministry of Peace

Unlike the far-right fuck-up leaders of my country (Finland), Estonian leaders actually have the balls to say stuff like this despite being a small country.

…and by caving in to GQP to end the shutdown.

Traitorous bastards!

No one asked me [48], but wanted to chime in anyways

Something something 1st Amendment…

What a fucking snowflake crybaby

He is doing his part!

…and THAT’S how you get a Nobel peace prize. Bomb fishing boats, start wars, fuck shit up.

BIGLY PEACEFUL! THE PEACELIESTFUL PRESIDENT EVER, PEACENESS RATE 12 out of 10.