Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the “Too Creepy for Epstein Island” Award. Trump’s FIFA World Peace Price ain’t got shit on that

That sandwich is a crime no matter what they’re trying to call it

If you can’t make it up to Philadelphia, DC has some good places for cheesesteaks. It’s been a few years, but I’ll see if I can find the name of the place I liked

East coast food culture sucks

Order a Philly Cheesesteak

So, um, just curious, but which coast do you think those are from?

I would do it with whole chickens, to get off all the excess saline solution they package it with, but not to try and sterilize it. That’s what cooking is for

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power /s

Notepad++ in a Windows XP VM

Her ears are so big! 🖤🤍

If you’re crying for her, you won’t be alone in that tonight

As soon as he found out he was boypreggers, they found a way to fake his death so he could raise their child in secret. It’s basically Romeo and Juliet but with a happy ending that the Liberal Mainstream Media™ doesn’t want you to hear about

Edit: I’m absolutely adding “gaybies” to my vocabulary

“Pragernent” is actually the title of my Dennis Prager/Charlie Kirk mpreg slash fic

I only swipe right if our marriage means that my great-great-grandchild can potentially inherit the Holy Roman Empire

Time to bring back the little screws that VGA connectors had (have?)

I’m genuinely curious how you rate the seasons of Westworld, the first season is absolutely one of the best things I’ve ever watched, and I still enjoyed the second season, but it really declined from there in my opinion

Actually, yeah

And the state of Israel is yet another product of European colonialism that shouldn’t exist, and the region (like most of the world) would have been better off if European colonial powers had stuck to killing each other over sacrament wafers instead of exporting their insanity to the rest of the globe

So what is your stance on the Russian invasion of Ukraine?

I’m lactose intolerant, it’s not oral safe either

Turns out Clippy’s last name was “von Neumann” this whole time