I too get nervous every time I do my taxes but I figure if I’m honest about it they’ll forgive most mistakes

Anyone can write off stuff on their taxes. It’s pretty easy actually.

Couldn’t believe my eyes

gwar

Oh shit I’m late!

I use Edge on Linux

I have the Jelly Max and I love it

Thanks, parasocial relationships are weird.

Give 1000 dollars to 19 people and then rack up a 1000 dollar bar and food tab for myself.

You get it

I was helping my grandmother in her deathbed when my friend texted me that he had died. WKUK was a big part of our friendship growing up so it was rough but I couldn’t really deal with it because I was dealing with my grandmother’s impending death at the same time.

RIP local sexpot

Yeah, dumb photons

I had a house before 30. It was okay I guess. Sold due to divorce, now I rent again. I’d love to own another house but not the glorified trailer I had before

This is hilarious

It’s the pattern on the shirt!

MX Linux

I was promised full cobs

Dracula AND his son

A nickel? This is outrageous, it’s unfair