I think you mean pecking order. Pegging order… that’s something completely different. That’s butt stuff.
drzoidberg
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politics @lemmy.world•AOC and Boebert call for sexual misconduct accountability in Congress.
53·23 days agoShe was dry jerking her date. She probably would have dry humped him if she didn’t get caught jerking the dude off over his pants.
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Games@lemmy.world•Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable"English
97·29 days agoI pirated it and wish I could get my seed time back.
drzoidberg@lemmy.worldto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•D.C. Grand Jury Orders Reddit to Turn Over Data on Anonymous ICE Critic
1·1 month agoNot my fault you’re incapable of reading beyond 5 search results.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•D.C. Grand Jury Orders Reddit to Turn Over Data on Anonymous ICE Critic
2·1 month agoWhat a shame that you’ve reached the end of your ability to read. Maybe, just maybe, the answer lays beyond the 5th result? Have you tried attempting to read beyond it? Do you have someone that can read beyond it for you, since you’re incapable?
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News@lemmy.world•Trump administration releases new renderings of so-called ‘Arc de Trump’
4·1 month agoOh that doesn’t look like Hitlers Arch of Triumph at all.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Gay hookup app Grindr to host its first 'White House Dinner Correspondents party'English
62·1 month agoI think it’s more the fact that grindr crashes when a lot of republicans get together, because they’re all self hating closet cases.
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Games@lemmy.world•PS5 Price increase collapses PlayStation console sales in Japan, with Xbox gainingEnglish
18·1 month agoXbox increased more
Xbox Series X is $649. PS5 is $699.
649<699
Xbox Series X is cheaper than PS5.
I think it’s up to 6 now.
Edit: yup, 6. https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/politics/six-soldiers-killed-in-iranian-strike-kuwait
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.
8·2 months agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
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politics @lemmy.world•'Later found dead': Dem lawmaker flags explosive Trump allegation in Epstein files
8·3 months agoMe too. I was about to bust out some good wine to celebrate instead of the ok wine for Valentine’s Day.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•If God had wanted us to have nearly unlimited clean energy, He would have placed a fusion reactor into the sky.English
119·3 months agoI explained this to my oldest when he learned about the steam engine and how cool it was. When I told him it was the peak in power he was like “but we have nuclear and gas” and I told him that nuclear power is basically just a super charged steam engine, and nuclear rods boil water better than coal or gasoline, but it’s basically a steam engine. I went over how gasoline in cars was basically the same, but instead of steam, it used tiny explosions. We watched a few how it’s made type videos.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to sue Grammys over Trevor Noah joke
21·3 months agoDo it. I’ll buy popcorn for the discovery phase.
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politics @lemmy.world•South Carolina tops Texas measles outbreak record—with no end in sight
10·3 months agoI’d argue it looks like the aftermath of all that.
Why do you think cats are so loud when mating? Hooked penises?
Twinsies, almost.






The s5 was also water resistant, same rating as every other water resistant galaxy since. Used to have 2 batteries and a separate battery charger so I could just hot swap. I don’t think I ever actually plugged the phone into a charger.