Yes?

Well. Unless it’s Warhammer. Then it’s ALL micro transactions lol.

And I have friends everywhere.

Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy

I bet I can make it even more uncomfortable for you to read.

Ok, so.

The last 5 women I went on dates with have been neurodivergent. I matched with two NTs, and you know what? The NDs understand how to connect.

Every single ND woman I’ve dated in the past few months could tell when I put on a mask, and reminded me she was safe.

And you know what? I still overwhelmed two of them. But the others? They were unphased.

They wouldn’t text. That’s too nice.

They’d call. And call. And call. Until you pick up. And when you do all you hear is “food?”

I’m just shitposting now

Yeah look I haven’t gotten that far yet. Could I have? Almost certainly.

Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.

This is why dating is hard for me.

I’m calm cool and collected when I don’t feel safe.

Then as soon as I do, I’m immediately too much.

I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.

Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?

See that’s the problem with age differences.

If I tell you they are 23 years apart, you think “uhh”.

If I tell you they are 17 and 40, you think “UHHHHH”

Lets see if it applies to me:

Me and her are 11 years apart.

Me and her are 23 and 34.

Hmm.

Well, I thought about that.

See, they executed two people who got in the way.

What would they do if you put your hands towards their head? Probably kneecap you, then make you bite the curb, and leave you for dead.

If the goddamn state legislature wasn’t deadlocked I’m sure they could make a law that criminalizes law enforcement obscuring their face.

If people didn’t die, and didn’t need to eat, it sounds to me like they have all the resources they need to survive.

That would be no different than an anarchist society where people did die and needed to eat, as the anarchist makes sure needs are met.

So it’s one less burden on the society. Authorities would still be unnecessary. Everyone would only be entitled to what they can use, just like in a mortal society.

One of my favorite ideas of anarchy is their view of ownership. Property is essentially meaningless. Instead you have possession. When you occupy a house, it is under your possession - for your needs. There is no weekend cabin, there is no beach front vacation home. There is no landlord.

I don’t know that it would form anything particular, just because of immortality.

Ah. A little like the cat distribution system. That’s good to know.

Where do I get one of those? Do I have to fill out adoption paperwork? Is there a fee?

Bend?!?!?!! Wtf how the fuck would you bend it?!?!?!