There gotta be some CR2032s and LR44s somewhere up in that bad boy

Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.

All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!

And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand

Is this the guy with my Taco Bell order?

Great master samurai would spend years of their life trying to write the prettiest possible poetry about flower petals.

Handegg, obviously.

Hmm, now I need to find a version of numpy compatible with my clippers

Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing

Metaverse still exists?

I recommend creating a free account on Jira or Asana. Helps me focus if I have the project steps still laid out and I can go back to them when I have the energy.

I feel like with so many perspectives in life, your current problems may be solved, but you would gain a host of brand new problems.

In an even remotely public elevator, I’m only disappointed they didn’t make it into a cock and balls.

I love that it stopped responding after fucking everything up because the quota limit was reached 😆

It’s like a Jr. Dev pushing out a catastrophic update and then going on holiday with their phone off.

How about the light rose nostril?

“Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”

Not while also being a parent. Most of my hobbies and leisure / friend time has taken a giant shit since I became a dad.

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

There’s no angle from which one can see my uterus and my balls

for( Animal in AllAnimals )
{
Print( $“Having sex with a {Animal}” );
}

Say it yourself, you horny meatbag!