if they’re both paid the same hourly rate?

That’s the fun part: you only have to pay them for 40 hours!

I like silicone for eggs.

Parable of the Sower.

Murderbot if we as a species ever make it that far

“sharpen”? 😬

Porn rar? Jackpot

Maybe “the economy” should give some more money back to working class people, ya dingdongs

Why actually separate devices and not, like, VMs or something?

It all comes back to shareholder primacy. Dodge v Ford decided that corporations must act first and foremost in the interest of shareholders. And the more modern Friedman doctrine decrees that they should cater to those interests not only primarily, but exclusively, even at the expense of all others.

Honda could try a bargaining tactic like that. And their shareholders could sue the shit out of them. And the shareholders would win. Because our model of corporate governance is fucked.

Nissans are unfortunately no longer considered reliable, due to often short-lived CVTs

Well that may just be business prudence. In a world where Trump might wake up, see a picture of Trudeau kissing Katie Perry, and decide to make your cars 300% more expensive because fuck everyone, it’s probably wiser to just not take that risk…

Honda it is then

Either stop it here

How do we do that though 😭 We’ve already done the largest nationwide protests. Twice.

I really hope the answer isn’t “fast motion civil war”

They should make the headline just “Trump wants to probe Clinton”

Trump gave Bill Clinton a BJ. That one is probably the biggest surprise

…Which is what we used to have. And it sucked.

It’s like people don’t remember how bad shit was pre-Obamacare.

I’m not sure they will. The rightwing propaganda machine will blame it on Democrats/immigrants/trans people somehow.

He should’ve bought the official Game Gear AA battery bandolier

Let the health care system implode under the weight. Stop giving the fascists what they want.

I think that is what they want though? Health care imploding sounds like a fast track to a full-blown depression, which means Peter Thiel and his buddies can buy up land for cheap. Their stated goal is to form their own corporate city-states. Like ye olde company towns, but with more surveillance and less rights.

Clarence Thomas for Guantanamo Bay 2026

BJ fucking slaps, throw me in the dryer