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Cake day: January 28th, 2024

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  • Couldn’t the chicken just stay on his side of the road?

    Couldn’t the other guy walking into the bar also duck?

    Couldn’t the person knocking on the door just give their normal government name?

    Couldn’t people just give me an adequate amount of time to high five them? :(



  • Yeah and when you spend enough time staring at black light posters (to stay on theme), you realize the distinctions are much blurrier than you thought, man.

    I hope this lamp has some comforting epiphanies when he learns that the powerplant providing his electricity is run by oxidizing carbon atoms whose oxidation state was reduced by the same sun that he admires.


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    I have renauds syndrome where my hands and feet are usually dead blocks of ice like a corpse that the Donner party couldn’t eat because it got too cold.

    My feet are so hairy that I often wonder what utopia of a world I would live in if Lord of the Rings never existed.

    I’m with you on being skeptical of the claim that hairy toes are a sign of good circulation.



  • For the record, the culty terminology of calling each other brother and sister is not tied to the polygamy. It just comes with being a member of the cult in general.

    It wouldn’t be out of place to stop a bratty twelve year old running around on Sunday and say to him “Brother Harris, I’ve already told you once to stop running in the hallways.” (Harris being the last name of the child.)

    I’m not saying it isn’t 100% cult behavior, but it isn’t part of the multiple wives aspect. It’s just how they all talk to each other regardless of who is married to whom.







  • I found some humor in the face wash being cross dimensional because whenever I use my partners shampoo or body wash stuff there’s always some bizarre extra things going on with it in a way that makes “cross dimensional” a perfect satire without being mean about it.

    Not saying it’s super deep but just commenting because I think I think that also serves as part of the premise of the comic.