Yeah… so she had sex with herself
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wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
1·4 days agoYou could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
29·4 days agoSome people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?
2·4 days agoI just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
“What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.”
My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.
I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.
wador@lemmy.zipto
DACH - Deutschsprachige Community für Deutschland, Österreich, Schweiz@feddit.org•Deutschland moment
15·6 days agoI’m with you on this. Nothing screams entitlement more than throwing uncut/unfolded boxes in the bin.
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Building sandcastles on the beach is basically a 3d Etch A Sketch
1·6 days agoHopefully with no knobs…
Avocado without an I.
I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it’s right up my alley.
I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What fictional president would have been a good president?
2·7 days agoVasyl Petrovych Holoborodko?
wador@lemmy.zipto
History Memes@piefed.social•Things you never think about Samurai edition. They were very very short.English
13·8 days agoThey were short but feisty
Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?






“What are you doing step ladder?”