AI doctors will revolutionize medicine! You’ll go to a service hosted in Thailand that can’t take credit cards, and pay in crypto, to get a correct diagnosis. Then another VISA-blocked AI will train you in following a script that will get a human doctor to give you the right diagnosis, without tipping that doctor off that you’re following a script; so you can get the prescription the first AI told you to get.

Can’t get mifepristone or puberty blockers? Just have a chatbot teach you how to cast Persuasion!