The highlight for me is coming up with some weird pseudoscience justification for why it’s okay to hit your kids.

  • @Soyweiser
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    36 months ago

    Yeah and a lot of “precise subspecies of mallard” people don’t really seem to care that the ducks keep attacking the children playing in the park and have learned to shit on peoples heads. In fact, they start to call the people who are being attacked by the ducks, ducks themselves (some of the ‘worried about subspecies’ people even look suspiciously like 3 ducks in a trenchcoat).